theres probably a place to discuss this on this very website that isn't here, a place for video games. furthermore; faggot

>me and my bro dead hand hanging out as usual
>we are on the beach when a fine bitch walks by
>he says dude, watch this
>summons hands to grope her tits from the back
>she turns around and starts running
>we both share a hearty laugh

You always know how to make me laugh dead hand!

nope

>>66694649
>Implying that lucid dreaming isn't the ultimate form of gaming

bump

How do you do this?

i give in .v. can someone teach me how to do this shit?

>have four threads that 404 due to sizes
>each 200+
>theres no place to talk about this SAGE

/v/ loves lucid dreaming
Its the best vidya ever

Why can't I get anything cool to happen when I'm lucid dreaming? I'm always either stuck in my own house or inside some horribly dilapidated apartments getting chased by a bunch of people who say mean things to me ;_;

>>66695104
Get into a state of depression.
I get lucid dreams alot when I've spent the week thinking what the fuck am I doing with my life.

All you need to know anon.

>>66695165
because the 360 has no games

So, in a lucid dream, is it possible to alter and control what happens in it? Like, for example, let's say you want to shoot someone, can you conjure a gun and shoot said person within the dream?

>>66695165
hahahaha fucking tripfag gets bullied even in his DREAMS!!

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i've been practising lucid dreaming for nearly a year.

i can sometimes hover over earth, and watch time move rapidly forward of back. it's like pressing play and watching the planet rotate on it's axis. + google earth zoom.

What i came to the conslusion is, that when 2012 rolls around, the intense solar flares caused by the equator of our Black hole will create a powerful EMP effect.

This EMP effect will weaken Mother Earth's defense shield.

This Geo-Electro-Magnetic Field (GEM Aura) protects our atmosphere from intense ultraviolet and infared energies that are blasted upon us from these Solar Flares.

When these solar flares peak when we reach the Galactic Equator (2012, dec 21) the polar ice caps will abruptly melt, causing the next "Great Flood"

When this flood shifts and re-distributes the weight of our planet, the wobble(precision of the equinoxes) will change forming new poles relative to the center of our Galaxy.

I'm trying this so I can finally get part 2 of my dream. Here is how the first one went.

>Myself and my evil self get separated from eachother (evil self is just a silhouette of me but completely black (kind of like game&watch))
>I talk my evil self into merging back together
>He agrees, I guess I'm just so apathetic that my evil self isn't even evil
>We need to find the talismand or something to merge together
>Need to drive through Oklahoma to get there
>Oklahoma is just a giant drive through cave
>Evil self and I are driving a red corvette into the cave
>Boulders start crashing down, caving in the entrance once we get inside
>TO BE CONTINUED appears
>wake up

I must know the end...

>Fall asleep as a little kid
>Wow what the fuck this is a dream
>holy shit I can control everything
>awesome!
>Slowly, everything goes dark
>lose control of the dream
>Tall demon-werewolf like figure standing in front of me
>slowly moving towards me while staring into me with its empty eye sockets
>Scared, try to wake up by repeatedly closing and opening my eyes
>Finally wake up
>whatthefuckisgoingoninhere.jpg

>>66695910
What the fuck. Get the hell off of my /v/.

imagine entering this line. this line represents the energy of the cosmos. you can clearly see the Equator of the Black Hole.

Now imagine our whole solar system inside a microwave oven, and our sun acting like a raw egg.

So, how would /v/ fair knowing that other people can enter your dreams and take away your control; which is a cause of nightmares, as they feed on your negative energy.

>>66696104

>>implying this is "your" /v/

So theoretically, let's say I start in a school environment. The generic "oh no, I forgot my pants" shit.

I can change it around to literally what I want it to be? The real me, not the dream me?

Get this hippie shit off /v/.

Here's an idea, POST SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAME RELATED MATERIAL.

>>66696391

I mean it is YOUR dream, spawn clothes or go buttfuck some chick out of nowhere.

Whatever the shit you want.

>>66696477

Implying that the "Sundering" of (Atlantis) and the next upcoming "Cataclysm" isn't related to vidya games.

>>66696477

Lucid dreaming is the best sandbox game ever, therefore it is Video games related material.

>>66696381
It is anon's /v/
Its all of our /v/

So how the fuck do I do this without sleep paralysis? I really don't feel like going through that.

>>66696634
Its like garrys mod
Except you don't want to look at anyone in their eyes

>>66696477
whats do you think this board is about,
video games?

>>66696842
why?

>>66696809
The guide I posted, stick to a DILD

As a little kid, I used to be able to know I was dreaming almost every night. But, I would always get so alarmed that I would try and blink my eyes until I came back into reality. And that worked. Now whenever I get sort of control of my dreams, I always feel like it's real life and I lose control.

I'm going to try this scenario guys;

>do the dream thing, start wherever I get
>make it so that my environment becomes a hunt; me being a hunter with an automatic hunting musket, and my prey being dinosaurs
>I will hunt through the environment, searching for a yeti
>I will find the yeti, and it will be a fast moving beast
>I will gain Final Fantasy level strength and skills, and use the musket as a melee weapon, The Yeti will fight me Hotoku no Ken style, and we'll fight Turn Based.
>the whole dream will have the sky being the cosmos and moonlight lit.

>>66696809

There's no guarantee that you won't enter Sleep Paralysis.

Enjoy never getting Lucid dreams because you're too much of a pussy, faggot.

>>66696809

You don't.

Just do "reality checks" every hour, which prove if you are dreaming are not.

What I do is pinch my nose, and if I can breath through it while pinched, I'm dreaming.

Simple as that.

>>66696365
No-one going to answer? There are people the opposite too, though less common.


Anyone ever seen a blue skinned, white haired female with a red scar like painting over one eye and a red tear under the other?

>>66697121

The best way is to look into a mirror.

>>66696809

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>implying none of you are lusic dreaming just so you can fuck furries

>play DF all night
>awake in a pit
>statues everywhere
>goblins falling on top of me
>I am in DF, this is an arena
>I spear each one in the head
>then they drop 30 snailmen
>they climb all over me
>I feel the suckers
>I can see a door at the end
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>>66697369

Looking into a mirror most likely results in a very distorted image of yourself, or horrifying images of shadowy/demonic figures which as a result will turn your lucid dream into a lucid nightmare.

Enjoy.

Wait what's the difference between DILD and MILD. I've lucid dreamt before and I thought it was via a MILD but reading this a DILD sounds more like it.

>>66697374
What the fuck

Ask someone who's been lucid dreaming since they were 4 or 5 years old anything.

How do you continue to dream once you're lucid? The few times it happened to me I tried to slice some bitches up like Travis Touchdown and woke up immediately.

Also, once you get good at checking reality etc. does it get annoying how often you have these dreams? It would really suck waking up multiple times each night due to lucid dreams.

>>66697608
the diffrence between the dild and wild is in the green pic i posted

>>66697558

>Look into mirror
>I am swirly head man
>Don't wake up
>EVER

>>66697790

A MILD is timed based on REM cycles?

>>66697558

I like lucid nightmares. You can still control a lot of things and it's fun because you already know you're dreaming and can't really get killed or hurt.

It's like going to one of those haunted houses but way more fun and intense.

I remember having a blast running from Michael Myers in a cornfield, hiding in a large trunk, just hoping he wouldn't come in the room and find me.

Shit's awesome.

>>66697713
what was the best dream ever
>>66697729
rub your hands to make it feel like your still in the dream. start touching other objects.
This is supposed to make you feel like you are not in the bed, but trick your mind into your new reality for the moment

>>66697729
Don't get too excited or scared.

>>66697729
For the first part, I heard if you think you're going to wake up you can close your eyes and spin around and you'll keep dreaming.

>>66697911
>like lucid nightmares

You feel pain and pleasure in dreams. If your lucid, you can feel knife blades and dick suckage. If you enjoy pain /d/ is over there

>>66697729

I used to be able to have complete control over lucid dreams. 5 bitchhes lining up to give me blowjobs while I played SM64 on a GBA.

But now I wake up as soon as I try to change something, so have to wake up...or just watch the dream. I've heard that waking up is a natural panic state your brain goes through though, and to make it concentrate you should spin around in circles as soon as you go lucid. I'm gonna try next time I LD

>>66696227
Go to /sci/ and get laughed off the boards.

>>66696391
It's easier to simply be conscious in your dream world than to change it. I've found that I need to "expect" something to be there for it to be. Turning a corner and knowing a gun will be sitting there is easier than having it spawn in your hands.

>>66696809
I use DILD mentioned above, with dream signs and reality tests. It's not consistent--I go lucid once, maybe twice a week--but I've never had sleep paralysis. A lot of people say mirrors will cause it...they make everything funky (swirly or wavy, almost) but it's not scary to me.

>>66698072
oh shit I can finally enact my dream of being eaten alive by a giant loli catgirl with dickshitting nipples

>>66697935
>what was the best dream ever

Ah man, so many good ones, there's no way to pick one. I can't even remember all of them, of course. Aside from all the ones where I'm fucking, there were some cool ones like being chased by talking velociraptors, and being a general in a giant mecha war. Also, one where I was in half-life just wrecking shit.

need tips for getting started i used this guide and i didnt dream, was just awake holdin still for an hour.

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>>66698428
>Talking Velociraptors

What's with the shadowy figure when you're paralyzed? What is his/her purpose?

>already having a dream about me driving Blanka and Chun Li to a community center to give kids a martial arts demonstration
>"wake up" and turn myself into megaman
>lose control part of the way end and somehow end up at a pool party, still as megaman

It's sad day when your regular dreams are much better than your lucid ones

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-DO NOT DO THIS-

Seriously, I had an incident that occurred when I tried this 2 years ago. I practiced lucid dreaming for a while, got bits and pieces. Then one night it all changed.

I had a horrible dream I was in hell. But it was not a dream, I could not wake up. I was, essentially, trapped yet unable to speak.

I was downstairs in my parents house, in our kitchen/dining area. I was stuck in a chair in the middle of the kitchen, or didn't want to get up. Everything was bathed in a bright red moonlight and there was no electricity. The only colors around were red and shades of black, like playing a Virtual Boy game, or in an old red room of a photo darkroom. There was no sound but me, everything was still but me, and the chair I was in, which was made of stone in the middle of the room began growing wrought-iron black "vines" that began wrapping around me. I suddenly sat in the chair for what felt like 1,000 years, in pain, as the thorns of the black iron vines moved around in me like knives. There were no people left, I was all alone in this red world.

I was alone in a torture chair in a red, empty world and it lasted forever. Eventually I grew hungry but did not die, tired but I could not sleep. When time passed and the pain subsided, I began to feel utterly lonely, like I was a universe apart from all that is good. Nobody was coming to save me, I don't even remember how it ended.

I refuse to believe it was just a dream, yet it was.

So how do you actually do this?

All this thread says is to tell yourself you're going to have a lucid dream, and then plug your nose shut. Am I missing something?

>>66699076
Have you ever actually been pierced by an arrow or stabbed or something like that? If not, I'd say you'll probably be fine as long as you don't panic. You'll probably feel some mild discomfort in the area; like an itch, numbness, or a relatively mild sore/pain.

>>66699097
Fuck this

I'm not risking shit like that

>>66699188
I do too, but there are other people able to enter your own dreams, panicking is like a fucking beacon for this shit.

And various things like being hit over the head by something. I've been whacked in the back with a baseball bat before and had a sore back because of it.

HEY GUYS GUYS !
I JUST HAD A THOUGHT !
What will happen if you decided to kill yourself in a lucid dream ?
Will you die also for real ?

>>66699249
You misunderstand. I want to be shot by arrows, and look like I have been hit. However, I want the attitude where "Oh this? This is nothing. It doesn't hurt at all." feel, even if it's shot in my eye or some shit.

>>66699307
But it's not a dream. You're awake during sleep paralysis and what you experience is a hallucination; not really a dream.

>>66699429

I've neve rhad a blowjob yet had one in a lucid dream and all the feeling was there. How does that work?

>>66699562
If you really wanted to die, I would think your body would probably stop breathing when you did in the dream.

If not, the shock of 'death' and the fact you haven't experienced it would probably wake you up.

>have lucid dream
>been playing Final Fantasy Tactics alot
>usually play before I go to sleep
>wake up in dream
>its me with a Zodiac stone
>become Zalera
>nightmare everything

Feels good man.

>>66699402
The best ways to get out of any dream Lucid or not are to shut eyes then quickly force them open (works for most), or struggle for a bit trying to wake up / getting excited.

If it is sleep paralysis though, swallowing saliva a lot or wiggling your toes a lot will wake you up (although you will feel very disoriented for a few minutes, as if you are going to fall over).

>>66699402
So today I got busted and arrested for the coupons. I went to the local Wal-Mart and went in with the AMP coupon, got a case and came to the checkout. I always check who is working as loss protection, sometimes it's these burly scary guys but today it was a girl I recognized from university, this exchange student from Estonia. She was gorgeous, tall but of course female and my age, so she probably would be lenient and not give chase if I ran out the door. So I'm at the register trying out the coupon, when the old lady there gives me the stink eye, turns and goes to the manager. I freeze up and the fat guy behind me in the line says "oooh you did something baaad". The old lady points to me, the manager starts powerwalking over, I really didnt know what to do now. I break eye contact and I basically grab the coupon and bolt out the door. The hot estonian chick is eying me, and the manager shouts for her to follow.

I'm running through the parking lot and I look behind me. The estonian chick is chasing me WTF and she looks angry. I run as fast as I can but suddenly I'm slammed in the back by about 145 pounds of raging soft female flesh. Suddenly I'm down on the ground and she was using her surprising strength to keep me locked up, with her think chun-li thighs crushing my midsection and her large soft breasts pressinga against my neck like a pillow. She suddenly whispered in my ear "I have watched you for so long, I want you ssssooo bad". She rolls me over and unzips my pants, and as I'm unable to see, I suddenly feel my hard erection enter a tight, warm, wet hole and she starts groaning in pleasure I am completely immobile and I can feel her tight vagina pulsing along my dick and nobody was coming to help. My punishment for fraud, was rape.

>>66699429
Untrue, if the mind is able to conjour the feeling of a pussy for a virgin, the pain of an arrow can be there.

>>66699402
Sounds like fun, I'm sure whoever controlled the dream had a lot of fun.

>>66699545
...You realize there isn't some "dream world" that everyone enters and interacts with each other...

>>66699545
>but there are other people able to enter your own dreams

>>66699562
Thats happened to me when I smoked weed.
>>66699402
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>>66695910
nothing is going to happen on dec 21 2012
mayan calendar has ended before and it just started over

I just tried that sleep paralysis technique for about an hour and a half and nothing happened at all..

>>66699545
Dreams aren't MMOs bro

>>66699624
You have an idea what a blowjob feels like, because you've fapped. It won't just feel like fapping, but it will feel similar.

If you get stabbed, it will probably feel what your body thinks it feels like.

>>66699877

>>66699624
It wasn't what a real blowjob feels like. It's just what you'd imagine a real blowjob would feel like based off of experience you have had, like fapping or something.

Fuck. I can't try this, because if I do, I know my brain will recreate that spongebob creepy pasta. My brain gets pissed when I try to pull this shit.

>>66698657
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM

>>66698255

get laughed off the board you say?

>> Challenge accepted.
Link: >>1390964

>> can't cross board link

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>>66699999
>666
>99999

>>66700422
Yes, of course you don't need to know the feeling of great pain in real life to have it in a dream, despite the fact there are countless people who have. You are going to dream about what you think it feels like, not this is the closest thing to happen to me before but just a bit different.

I'm going to go try this BRB

>>66700312
>been lucid dreaming for 16 years

This isn't /x/, bro. We don't believe in dumb shit like some dreamworld.

>>66696634
you are a massive casual faggot and browse /v/ ocne a week

please see
>>66700307

>>66700665
Oh yes, it's obviously too far from reality isn't it?

>first time having sleep paralysis
>wake up can't move at all
>struggle to move, feel like my body is being compressed
>can't breathe and afraid I'm going to die
>a black ghost or demon thing with no face, almost like a Ringwraith from LOTR, with long fingers flies over me
>hovers over my body and glides its fingers all over my face
>I cough
>it flies away
>I can move again
>This demon must be unearthed

>>66700665
Theres nothing paranormal about dreams you clusterfuck of ignorance.

Profesh lucid dreamer here

one dream i had i was running around and raping bitches... and all of a sudden i become only half lucid, where other people are still doing whatever the fuck they want

anyways some nigger decided to pull a gun on me and shot me and i felt each fucking bullet

it was soo real feeling i remember the order of the bullets
1-stomach
2-chest
3- shoulder
4- head

and everyshot made me feel numb until the one hit my head, then everything went black and i heard a humming sound.... only to wake up 4 seconds later and try grabbing the bastards leg and then waking up

but damn i love having sex lucidly

I'll try this shit tonight, I've had a few LDs before but they've always been random.

Long before I first had sex I had a very vivid lucid dream about having sex

It actually felt perfectly accurate

Move your finger around in your mouth

That's a mouth, that's your blowjob feeling. Tighter and warmer and it's a vagina

>>66700809
On top of this, try looking up astral projection. This can be used in turn with dreaming to make it a lot more effective.

>>66700610
I don't think so. I've been shot/stabbed/dismembered in lucid dreams before; pain has never been a problem.

If you haven't actually experienced great pain, I don't think there's anything to worry about.

>>66699999
>>66699999
>>66699999
>>66699999
>>66699999
>>66699999
>>66699999
HOLY COW

>>66700307
If you think /v/ is about video games then you must be new here.

>>66699999

>>66700809
He's talking about people entering other people's dreams or that dreams are like an MMO where everyone goes to the same place.

And that is fucking PARANORMAL.

lrn2context

>>66700972

I remember my first Lucid Dream. It was about sex. I was a horny teenager so it was bound to happen, Anyways I started fucking this girl when then her face turned into something horrid. I tried getting my dick out of her but it wouldn't budge I was stuck there. In her vagina. She screamed and squealed. "YOU'RE MINE FOREVER" She screamed.

Fucking scariest experience of my life

>>66700823
I've been shot too, although it was one bullet to the head, pain was immense.

>laying in bed with a girl
>she's cuddling me
>another girl comes in my door
>girl in bed evapourates
>my soul feels like it lost a deep connection
>the girl at the door pulls out a gun and shoots me through the head

>I wake up sad and in pain

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>>66700866
Thanks bro, I've never felt a vagina before.
/sarcasm

>>66701171

Not lucid dreaming but

>dream I'm a dragon
>eating all the people in the village
>burning down the houses
>find a stray woman that escaped
>tell her I won't eat her if she shows me her tits
>she does
>I eat her anyway
>wake up
>wish I was a dragon

>>66701071
Everyone doesn't go to the same place you fuckwit.

I had sex with a high school crush of mine, and then flew with the fucking eagles.

Fuck year.

>>66701188
>>66700823
I was shot in the stomach twice while lucid dreaming. Felt tingly (like numb), cold and a little sore. Then, stomach acid began going down and I could feel the soreness spreading lower, like my organs were being affected by the stomach acid.

All in all, it wasn't that bad. And that was before I realized you could control a lucid dream, so I couldn't even negate the pain really.

>>66701171
I think that's what happened to Mel Gibson.

I had a vidya-related LD once. Back in 2004 when Red Dead revolver was released and I'd been playing multiplayer constantly for a day or two, I had a dream where I was stuck in the game world.

At the end Jack Swift shot me in the face. Shit hurt, man. I've never experienced any pain like it.

HURRRP DURRRP VIDEO JAMESSSSS HURRRRRP[

THIS IS ON LEAGUE WITH THE RETARDS AND THE CROSSEYED PORN

SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE SITTING ALONE ON A MONDAY NIGHT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DREAMS WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER LOSERS

THINK OF OSMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME

How do you keep your eyes still? I'm having a hard time with that. what are some tricks that I can use, list as many as you can think of; thanks

>>66701171
this is my story about this shit, listen hear nig

okay so i was fucking this bitch in my empty dining room, i think she was asian
anyways i was railing her and all of a sudden she throws up so i think, ew but whatever im fucking a bitch in my dream imma keep going....
bad idea, the bitch starts screaming and spewing up blood all over the white walls, and black smoke was floating all around her like in the pic

then i wake up into sleep paralysis to see this bitch IN MY ROOM ON TOP OF ME fucking me hard, all i see is a black figure with that smoke at this point

i wiggled my toes and finally woke up with surprisingly no shit in my pants

>>66701263
>implying I care about your stupid paranormal theories

>>66701658
Don't move them.

MILD stands for Mnemonic Induced Lucid Dreams or Mnemonic Induction of Lucid Dreams. It was developed by Stephen LaBerge of the Lucidity Institute. It involves repeating a mantra over and over in your head to make it come true. It is used to improve dream recall or to induce lucid dreams. This is often considered a technique which quickly shows results and is generally more reliable than WILD. It is also simple and easy to understand. Remember, though, that everybody's different and you might need to work a bit harder at it. Also, it is a bit boring as it involves repeating the same thing over and over.

Before you fall asleep, you can practice MILD and then when you wake up during the night with an alarm clock, you can try another technique such as FILD or WILD. Also, many people have reported MILD to be more reliable when using another technique with it.

>>66700823
You... Are my hero.

>>66701714
>>66701714

You can start now by making up a mantra. It should be quite simple; no more than perhaps 15 words. An example could be "I will wake up after I dream and remember what I dream", or "When I dream, I will become lucid". You might also want to find a mantra made by somebody else, but some people think making your own is better

LaBerge recommends doing MILD soon after waking up from a dream. However, you can also use the technique before you go to sleep if you don't wake up from dreams much. Lie down comfortably and relax. (If you fall asleep at this point, try a less comfortable position next time!). You might want to relax and clear your mind at this point. One way is to focus on the "third eye" spot which is between your eyes and a little bit up. Now start repeating your mantra in your mind. Concentrate on the meaning of it and visualize it being successful, such as rushing to write in your dream diary or beginning to fly in a lucid dream. Be sure to really believe that the technique will work.

>>66701777
>>66701777

(You might want to visualize something wackier, such as a cartoon-style dream bubble. Whatever works for you! You might even not want to visualize at all)

If you have an unrelated thought, ignore it and just keep going with the mantra and visualization. For help with this, you might want to look at meditation techniques and how to "push" thoughts out of your mind.

Keep going until you fall asleep or you think your intention is set into your mind. It's best to have the mantra the last thing you think about before you fall asleep.

After all that, you're asleep and beyond this guide. Good luck lucid dreaming!

>>66701598
>Implying talking about video games will make me less of a loser
Quit trying so much and go to your pokemon threads.

>>66701690
>implying you aren't an ignorant piece of shit who decided to waste his summer on /v/ instead of getting a job

Not quite lucid dream related, but maybe I can get some advice here.
I had some sort of unsettling dream about 3 months ago (first in a LONG time, then I had a nightmare about 2 months ago) after which I woke up in my bed, sitting next to a lump of blanket. At first I thought the blanket was a friend who was in the dream, but somehow switched over to me. As soon as I tried to talk to myself a huge slice of the head just disappeared (no blood at all), matching the shape of the clump of blankets. For some reason, this was TERRIFYING and I fell out of my bed and sprained my leg.
Anyone ever had anything like this happen to them? What is it?

>Go lucid
>Go down into basement
>Notice outside of the sliding-glass door, entire backyard is pitch black beyond a few feet
>Try and turn on a light, only small weak porch light is working
>Suddenly a big bony, rotting arm reaches out from the pitch-black backyard forest and slams against the window, then pulls back. It's like 30 feet long
>2 of them swing at glass, harder
>They hit again, harder
>HARDER
>starts to crack
>Hear it happening to other windows
>Start crying and trying to wake up, cannot despite knowing I'm "dreaming"
>Hide in corner behind sofa as glass starts shattering, arms reach into house and eventually grab me out
>They violently tear me apart, fingers go into my eyes and down throat. Feel worst pain possible before I'm ripped inside out
>Blackness and eerie space sound for hours before I finally wake up
>I was only asleep 40 minutes

NEVER AGAIN

>>66701242
I haven't ;_;

>>66701855
Why don't you EXPLAIN what you believe rather than insult everyone?

>>66700823

I was once shot twenty times in a dream and died but then got tired of being a corpse. I went to a McDonald and the cashier complained I had been shot in the head 3 times.

>dream I'm walking around my old middle school
>realize I'm dreaming
>rape everyone

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>>66701855

>>66695174
man wuts the tl;dr version to lucid dream

>go lucid
>dream about browsing 4chan and playing videogames
feelsgoodman

Vidya all-day long + lucid dream = vidya dream

wait, when in sleep paralysis can these things grab you and hurt you?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????

>>66698657
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You guys are aware that these "reality check" things only work because you believe they work and have it in your head that certain things won't work in a dream world, right? I've seen my reflection and flipped on light switches in dreams before. It's not some universal law for dreaming, it's just some mantra that you're saying to yourself.

>>66702199
>>66702199
yes

>>66701666
666 get...well doesn't that fit nicely

Aren't there drugs that can do this shit for you? It's all so much work.

>>66702075
Similar:

I was in middle school, realized I was dreaming, and then I became the coolest guy in school, outsmarted all the teachers when they'd argue with me on something, and had every girl in school willingly sucking my dick.

>>66694649
If /x/ wasn't ruined by constant /b/ raids for the past 2 years I would agree.

>>66701015
>>66700972
>>66700526
Faggots

>>66695708
gotta ask for sauce

>>66702370

Yeah happened to me other day had my first experience with reflections and no longer use it as a check for reality.

>>66702157
That used to happen to me a lot as a kid.

>get a new game
>play it all day
>lucid dream it at night
>feelssogoodman

>>66702370
Different things work for different people.

I've been told that you can control the dream if you look at your hands, and it's always worked for me.

>>66702199
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>>66702199
>>66702199
>>66702199
>>66702199
>>66702199
>>66702199
>>66702199
HOLY SHIT IS THIS POSSIBLE?

So can anyone tell em what I'm doing wrong with the WILD method? I tried for an hour and 30 minutes and nothing happened, not even sleep paralysis.

>>66701188
sounds like Scott Pilgrim

I have a legitimate question about Lucid dreaming. Im schizophrenic, comfortable with it but yeah, and also have multiple personality disorder. This is all stuff im okay with, but out of curiosity, is there any way i could use lucid dreaming to STOP or at least slow down some of my day to day hallucinations or my alter egos from being so persistant?

>>66702446
same happened to me too lol but i was only like 75% lucid and it ended up being me walking around trying to find the hot girls

i found all of them, but everytime it was in i got interrupted

the last girl ended up being me and her running from pic related... about 3 of them

but i finally hid in a bathroom and started railing her

woke up with cream in my pants

>>66702370
I used to be able to tell because I couldn't read small print.

Now I can read small print fine, whether I'm lucid or not.

>>66702445
>Hallucinations?
There's Salvia (legal), mushrooms and acid
>Euphoria/orgasms?
Ecstacy, meth, cocaine
>Dream-Like blurriness?
Marijuana, Sleep-medication, Pain-killers
>Rape?
IRL

dontcha want it?

Not video games.

>>66702199

Sleep paralysis is scary if you don't know whats going on. Also because your usually able to open your eyes, your hallucinating weird things in front of you often these things are malicious.

Just wait about 10 seconds and it wears off still can be terrifying.

>>66702899

I wasted 4 hours in my day trying this.
>fall asleep
>begin dreaming
>realize i'm dreaming
>wake up

What am I doing wrong here?

>>66702914
but can they touch you and grab you???
Buth this only lasts 10 seconds?

>>66702370
Light switches generally work for me, though often the light is inconsistent in brightness when I turn it on a few times.

I've found holding the nose shut and breathing in to be 100% effective. Reading text or the time, then looking away, then reading them again also seems pretty reliable.

>>66703004
Getting too excited probably.

I'm not sure. I've been lucid dreaming since I was a little kid, so I don't remember a time when realizing I was lucid would automatically wake me up. You probably just need more practice.

Dream journal time!

>In friends basement with a bunch of other people.
>Talking about something.
>Go to bed in his sisters room.
>Jerking off, keep growing a foreskin and having it tear off.
>Kinda weirded out.
>Google it.
>Foreskin thing is related to glands or something.
>SUDDENLY I'M AT A PARK.
>Some kids on the swing.
>In the middle of the park near the jungle gym, something is getting invisi-tentacled.
>It starts off kinda hot. Then Pink Sock. Then they get turned inside-out.
>The cycle repeats like a snake eating itself.
>Suddenly motherfucking Pokemon.
>Hot ones.
>Something about battling.
>Gardevoir eats a weed cookie.
>Start walking down the road.
>She can't stop giggling.

Fuck that dream was awesome.

>Sleep paralysis
>Centipedes
>Oh God the centipedes

So, let me see if I've got this whole WILD thing down. Even though I'm a first-timer, it appeals to me the most because DILDs sound complicated and almost not worth it, what with all the dream signs and journals and stuff (not to mention that you're basically saying dildo, ololol).

So I have to lie in a comfortable position and completely ignore all signals my body gives me, with my eyes closed, to trick myself into thinking I'm asleep. Then, with the onset of sleep paralysis will come hypnagogic illusions, which will eventually either stop or become my dream. If they stop, I'll be looking at my 'dream eyelids' and I can attempt to 'wake up' into the dreaming world, at which point I should perform some reality checks to focus my brain onto my dream body and detach it from signals it may be receiving from my actual body.

Does that sound about right?

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

>implying you wont lucid dream this tonight

>>66703081
>yes
>it can last longer than 10 seconds. A lot longer.

>>66702545
i wonder how many people in this thread have actually had a truly unique dreaming experience, i know i have, fucking changed my life

gonna be a dumb question but how exactly do you do this?

I tried this a few times and I seem to be really unsuccessful, I lied in bed perfectly still for almost 2 hours and nothing happened.

I'm not sure what I was doing wrong, I think it may be my eyes are moving or something and i can't really stop them they just sort of do it on their own.

>>66703004
you probably dreamed you woke up but didnt actually wake up

>>66703336

>>66702563
I used to do that right after I got Guildwars only I wouldn't dream about playing the game, I'd have lucid dreams that I was in the game world, it happened with some other games like Majora's Mask too.

Lucid nightmares are horrible.
>wake up in my bed
>go into my bathroom
>look in the mirror
>realize that Im dreaming sense its all blurry
>suddenly my face is distorted with pure black eyes and someone is behind me
>look behind me
>the thing screams
>wake up drenched in sweat

>>66703416
He just said he tried that without success.

>dream about jerking off to porn
>wake up
>my face

>Prescribed anti-depressants.
>They cause me to Lucid Dream.
>Fucking yes.

>>66703140
>>66702370

Another thing is doorways. This works for me a lot. Get into the habit of looking back behind you every time you walk through a doorway, whether you're awake or not.

My experience has been that, in a dream, the doorways are oftentimes inconsistent. Like, you can walk through a doorway and not shut the door behind you, but when you look back the door is shut; or vice versa. Also, the frame of the door can be inconsistent: wood when your going in, but when you look back it's made of stone and the landscape through the "portal" that you just came from looks different from what you remember (daytime suddenly being night; stuff like that).

>>66703465
I've also woken up unable to distinguish reality from the dream and I'd know I'd need to wake up to do something but I'd still be in the dream and have my goals all confused and such.

>>66703416

>>66703416
slightly fix'd version.

that is WILDing.

>>66702818
>Rape?
>IRL

shit I didn't even think of this

I didn't care for lucid dreaming at all, until I read some of the scientific studies about it. Then I was like, holy shit, I need to try this.

When I had my first WILD, I nearly fucking exploded with excitement (mirrors are fucking awesome, by the way.).

It altered my perception of everything. I was in this world, created by my brain, where I could feel, hear and see like I could in the real world. I was so fucking blown away I just wandered around touching things doing a reality check every few seconds to make sure I was still asleep.

My god. Lucid dreaming, I don't know how it isn't more well known.

>>66703628
well fuck me

Im being a pretty big pussy about trying this, on the 1% chance that this isn't entire summer bullshit and you guys are just making up little stories. Im surprised this many people got together to make this sound legit, however.

Theres no way shit like this works, and im just going to be sitting in bed for an hour trying this and accomplish nothing. Jokes going to be on me I suppose.

>>66703603

I'm not sure about this, guys. Can someone post some gameplay videos of this first?

>>66703465
Yeah, that's what I meant. Lucid dream you're in the gameworld.

>>66703628
Finally. Thanks.

>tried lucid dreaming for the first time tonight.
>wound up not going into a lucid state but instead finding out I can make my self pre-ejaculate/on the edge without touching my self several times in a row.

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>>66703728
I'm pretty skeptical too, but I'm going to try it anyway because there's no harm that could come of it, and it has the potential for greatness.

Rite?

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I dont know if I want to do this because of the sleep paralysis, I can get ou if I wiggle my toes, right? I dont want be feeling all this weird stuff if I do do this tonight and I dont want it to last that long. any help? please

>>66703728
Nigga, it's not bullshit.

And it's fucking awesome once you get good at it.

>>66703728
im pretty sure if its on discovery channel than its real...

>>66703728

Do you really think 50+ people are just setting up a joke just so they can go "LOL U ACTUALLY TRYD DREAMING? WUT A FAG" and you would be affected by it?

You really seem like some insecure little bitch

>>66703728
You're an idiot. You've seriously never heard of this shit or even accidentally done this before?

>>66704071
hold your breath and you will wake up gasping for air

>>66704117
Discovery shows 2012 theories and UFOs as well. Don't believe everything you see on TV.

>>66703728
shit is real. there are even books about it.
also wikipedia gives the same tips as this thread does

>>66703728
Man. I thought the same thing when I heard about it.

"Lol hippy shit."

There are actual studies done on it, where the experimenters agreed on certain eye movements when they entered the lucid dream state. They then waited and monitored the eyes, once they had entered lucidity and were asleep they performed the eye movements. (As your eye movements in a lucid dream occur in real life.)

Go check out the studies, it's the only thing that convinced me.

Dr. Stephen LaBerge

DO IT.

You guys are stupid.

The only reason scary shit happens to you in your lucid dreams is because you believe scary shit can happen to you and that you don't have control over everything. It's all in your own stupid head, there isn't some force you can't control in your own mind.

Same goes for creepy shit during sleep paralysis. It's just because you feel powerless and let yourself panic. Just knock it off and focus on having an awesome dream.

>>66703962
Me too. That's why I like lucid "nightmares". It's like one of those carnival haunted houses but so much more awesome.

>>66704071
I'm not sure if it works, but supposedly holding your breath will force your body to "wake up".

/v/ - lucid dreaming

go somewhere else.

So is there a good way to stop your eyes from twitching around? That seems to be the only thing I can't really stop from happening when I try to lucid dream.

>>66704071
I got some advice. Stop being a pussy. Sleep paralysis is horrifying, but it's also a pretty cool, unique experience.

I hate you guys so much.

>Want to try this last night
>Get too nervous and scrap the whole thing
>Start hearing things as I'm going to sleep
>Think its just my mind reacting to the nervousness.
>Keep hearing things. No one is home.
>Finally get to sleep
>Wake up. No noises.
>Suddenly I start hearing things again. My hands are shaking and I think I'm going insane.
>Pretty sure I am going insane.

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>>66703567

all of you faggots that are still scared of shit like smile.dog

look at it

then imagine yourself kicking the shit our of it the most violent and painful way possible

for example

>see smile.dog
>cant sleep
>imagine beating it with a crowbar and twisting its teeth out with pliers
>imagine how dominant i am
>never scared of anything again

Remember to play your dream like Demon's Souls.

Invade somebody else.

>>66704169
I know Lucid Dreams are real, I recall only two in my lifetime. And of course its going to be a documentary about it. Im debating that you can't force these dreams to happen. Im going to test eventually, but I expect nothing to come from it.

>>66704421
You realise, this is effectively your own "matrix". Your own "holodeck".

This is a way to experience these things in our lifetime. The ultimate gaming experience, but you're too daft to see the possibilities.

Whatever. How about you get out of MY /v/.

>>66704465
And i'm sure its scary as fuck. i really want to do this I am just looking for tips

/v/ - [a/g/s/h/tv/wg/ic/3/co/x]

true facts.

>my face when these methods are all psychosomatic and only work because you think they'll work, and I'm far too skeptical of everything so the only thing it accomplishes for me is laying in bed with my mind fully awake and unable to fall asleep until I become far too tired and disoriented to worry about what kind of dream I'm having

if you actually want to induce sleep paralysis (lucid dreaming) you're fucking nuts, watch this shit then tell me you still want to do it


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>sleep paralysis
>blue spirit orbs hover over my face
>half invisible predator-esque figure jumps over me

>Do a whole bunch of shit
>Stable after a little while
>Sit for a moment to calm down, take the enviroment in
>Decide to go what is appreantly "The base of my mind"
>Huge dome with tons of TV's like something from the matrix
>See control panel and somebody over there typing
>Go up to the person
>Pic related

How should I feel about this?

>>66704941
Sleep paralysis is basically when your body wakes up before it is supposed to and the brain has a hiccup where it doesn't stop releasing a chemical that causes you to be paralyzed. You release the chemical so you don't fuck about in your sleep but if you wake up with it still affecting you, you cannot move and you are afflicted by hallucinations. This is usually what has happened when someone thinks they are "abducted" by aliens.

>>66695910

During the day I tell myself I'm gonna do this and it will be simple, but now in the night time I'm being a pussy and don't want to do it because of sleep paralysis hallucinations.

>>66705025
i-am-a-motherfucker brofist

well can someone explain this to me, i dont really know shit about lucid dreaming but their have been times im dreamin and realize that, grab a chick, and face fuck her as long as possible, but more often i feel like i woke up but cant move and feel like i cant breathe, but cant see either, is that sleep paralysis?

what are the odds of having a really fucked up lucid nightmare?

>>66704745
Lucid dreaming is nothing like salvia. You can control a lucid dream.

You can't control salvia.

But salvia's still pretty fun.

>>66705059
>i saw i black face with white eyes next to my face


omg even in your dreams you're a fucking racist

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12AM here, don't think im gonna through with it

>>66704873

I do believe it works, but then if I go to bed thinking about it I can't fall asleep because I get too excited. Then I wind up falling asleep at like 5 AM and by that time my brain has gone full retard.

I finally got it down last night. Dreamed about becoming the pyro. Ran around setting people on fire and causing mass chaos. Then something went wrong near the end, lost control of my dreaming and got eaten by a giant badger or something.

Thank you for introducing me to this guys.

I fucking love you /v/. I fucking love you.

>>66705211
pretty high

>>66705059
that was sleep paralysis, it felt really slowmo because you were still sort of paralysed so.. fuck its hard to explain but you know how it felt

>>66705293
You wouldn't be able to even if you wanted to. It's not something that you can just make happen in one night.

>>66705218
but i can't control my lucid dreams either

either that or i've never had a lucid dream

but i've had dreams where things felt real

i just wasn't in control of everything

>try lucid dreaming via sleep paralysis
>after so many minutes the body feels fatigued (one way of describing it)
>give up and move around and find a more comforatble sleeping position
>Normal dream

>>66699706
good god, I have that feeling literally all the fucking time.
whenever i stand up after sitting or laying down too much my sight starts to go red and i feel like im going to pass out.
gonna try this shit now, i must be soooo fucking close already.
but the sleep paralysis sucks... wake up, cant move body, fuckingfearsomuch.

>My face when these threads autosage in seconds due to its popularity

>>66705211
in all honesty, probably like 50-60%

What would happen if I turned on my computer and went on /v/?

So I did it for the first time last night, but all I did in the dream was play Fallout 3. What the fuck?

>>66704941
Of course there's escape, but it's not like you're "waking up". It's just your body stops being paralyzed and you start to chill out.

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>>66705440

GARBLE TEXT.

GARBLE TEXT EVERYWHERE.

>>66704745

The thing about dreams though is you can just snap out of it and wake up. With drugs you're stuck until it wears off.

Salvia only lasts like five minutes though.

>>66705211
100% if you have doubts about your ability to control it

>>66705293
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TOO

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