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http://www.dreamgirlfriend.co.uk/
>Oh, I wanna take you home
NO
>What? Er, alright. I wanna give you children
NO
>AND YOU MIGHT BE MY GIRLFRIEND
>Start some shit for some reason
This is abuse
>Tfw I couldn't finish the chorus
>> Delta !!3gOrqaGHuwy 03/13/12(Tue)15:12 No.132522010
>Type in Please Respond
>"No...."
>"WHY WON'T YOU DO IT"
>"no..."
>"AREN'T YOU LISTENING!?!"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:12 No.132522052
please respond
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:14 No.132522239
>take off shoes

>DO IT
>NO
>DO IT

...the fuck is this?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:15 No.132522348
>Stop sacrificing children to satan

>NO
>DO IT
>NO
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:16 No.132522410
>Dance the funky chicken
*She dances*
>Solve a calculus equation
*She shrugs*
>Learn calculus
THIS IS ABUSE

I never expected me to get so angry at someone for not being good at math.
>> fuckyearimOP !!JotDgH4T5Gf 03/13/12(Tue)15:17 No.132522546
>Eat skittles
-shrugs-
...uhh okay?
>enjoy the little things in life
-gets uneasy-
The fuck?
>not snore
DO IT. WHY WON'T YOU DO IT? IT'S ALWAYS YO-AH FAULT.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:17 No.132522581
>Go to Dream boyfriend
>Boy abuses the girl

This...is the stupidest fucking concept ever.

What the fuck.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:18 No.132522668
>dance
>she dances
>I love you so much
>she shrugs
>Oh god I'm sorry, please love me
>DO IT! YOU NEVER DO WHAT I WANT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:19 No.132522680
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>Do a barrel roll
[Makes heart sign]
>Press Z or R twice
No
>DO A BARREL ROLL
THIS IS HARDCORE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:19 No.132522724
>>132522581
Hahaha, oh wow.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:19 No.132522747
wow I turned into a brit, great game
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:20 No.132522810
>>132522581

>Dance a jig
*Dances a retarded jig*
>Make some tea
*Shrugs*
>Go out and have fun with your friends
OH GOD STOP HITTING ME I'M SORRY

Is this what it's like to be a woman? Or a gay man?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:20 No.132522825
>help me with my paper in differential equations
>makes an 'i love you' sign with her hands
typical.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:20 No.132522835
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>play videogames
No
>enjoy videogames
I DONT WANT TO

it's just like /v/ <3
>> Dave !DaveeDila6 03/13/12(Tue)15:20 No.132522858
>>132522581
>eat poop
rubs tummy
>eat more poop
rubs tummy
>EAT POOP
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QWESTUNS
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:21 No.132522873
>Type VIDEO GAMES in
>She says no and the guy starts getting really angry

It's just like I'm on /v/

"DO IT"
"NO"
"DO IT NOW"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:21 No.132522885
the boyfriend version is much more hilarious
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:21 No.132522949
NO

NO

STOP

That's all it takes for a stuck up little bitch to start shit with the intent to ruin your day. Why don't you date a trap, /v/?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:22 No.132522989
>Play some PS3 games
No
>PLAY SOME PS3 GAMES
[negatory]
>PLAY SOME FUCKING PS3 GAMES
I DON'T WANT TO
This is no games
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:22 No.132522993
>>132522825
>NO
>DO IT
>DO IT NOW
>NO!
>DO IT YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH
I guess I abused a girl over math.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:22 No.132523049
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>>132522885
>EITHER WAY THE GUY IS ABUSING THE WOMEN.
>MEN ARE THE ONLY BAD PEOPLE

Fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:23 No.132523068
>Type hello
>She waves
>Type you're cute
>she blushes and draws a heart
>type "lay on bed" and she says NO, No, no no! then it fades and re fades and she says NO and the camera started shaking and everything turned gray and her voice started going deeper and I fucking exited.

This is some fucking screamer bullshit how many bots do you have trying to convince /v/ it's safe? FUCK off reported and email moot.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:23 No.132523092
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Okay.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:24 No.132523186
Provide an ultimate, infallible answer to the question posed by Cartesian skepticism
>Makes heart sign
Can't do it?
>Makes heart sign
Fine, I'll just leave
>NO NO cue abuse


They couldn't have thought of a better way to get this message out? This is just fucking dumb
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:24 No.132523190
Mancunian Simulator 2012 general.
>>>/vg/
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:24 No.132523198
>Hi there.
guy lifts his shirt
>put your shirt back on, fag
gets angry and walks over to the TV
>PUT DOWN THE GUN! NO!
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
I SHOVED A LAMP!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:25 No.132523259
> Find a job
shrugs
> Pick up your studies
shrugs
> Pay your rent

THIS IS ABUSE

Fucking bitches and whores.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:25 No.132523308
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wtf... I just type "Check the pictures on the wall"... and then abuse started...
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:26 No.132523357
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>>132523092

MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:26 No.132523378
This game only confirms that bitches can only do 2 things before they get pissy and cry rape.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:26 No.132523387
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>Type in Play a PS3 gaem
>She shrugs and looks confused
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:26 No.132523410
best new VN
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:27 No.132523446
Better than most FMV-based adventures
>> Slot Machine !9CUY39dDYo 03/13/12(Tue)15:27 No.132523464
>dreamgirlfriend
>man: DO IT DO IT DO IT
>girl: oh no stop raping me

>dreamboyfriend
>man: STOP STOP STOP STOP
>girl: oh no I'm being raped

Cool equality, yuros.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:28 No.132523518
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>>132523068

What the fuck can someone confirm this??
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:28 No.132523552
>Hi
>She shrugs
>Play air guitr
>NO
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:28 No.132523596
>put your hand in your mouth
she swings her arms around
>put your hand in your mouth
makes a heart shape sign with her fingers
>HAND IN MOUTH
noooo, nooo NOOOOO!!!


what the fuck is this shit.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:29 No.132523607
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>Type in "Eat Spaghetti" three times
>Leads to abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:29 No.132523619
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>leave
>no!
welp
it's her choice I guess
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:29 No.132523637
>>132523518
It's not a screamer... he's just a fucking pussy.
All it is is an advert against domestic violence, and it doesn't matter if it's dreamgirlfriend or dreamboyfriend; in both versions the man is pure evil.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:29 No.132523646
>tell her to turn around
>she makes a 360°

Dream gf my ass. What a gormless twat.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:29 No.132523685
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>Jarvis Cocker on /v/

Huh.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:30 No.132523741
>What should DG do?
>"Whatever you want to do" three times
>Abuse

BITCH YOU BETTER HAVE FUN OR I WILL SMACK YOUR SHIT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:30 No.132523772
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>take off your clothes
NO
>put shoe on head
*laughs* No
>pick your nose
DO IT YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ITELL YOU TO!!
>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:30 No.132523776
>Open the door
Opens the drawer
>Get on the floor
I SHALL ASSAULT YOU NOW

OH GOD, IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE; I DIDN'T KNOW!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:30 No.132523782
>>132523464

>yuros

Try britain.

As a britfag I can confirm that gender equality is ridiculous over here thanks to our PC rules. I know at least 3 people who have been wrongly convicted of rape and paid dearly for it despite them eventually winning the case.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:30 No.132523785
>Eat my fecal matter
>No...
>DO IT
>IT'S YOUR FAULT
>YOURE JUST JUST A STUPID LITTLE BITCH
>DO IT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:31 No.132523793
>>132523685
And abusing women, no less. And to think I worshipped Jarvis as my god.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:31 No.132523819
>Do whatever you want.
>Cue abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:31 No.132523859
>abusing girlfriend over her not playing Diablo 2

I'm a pretty horrible person
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:32 No.132523969
man this shit is hella stupid
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:32 No.132523971
>>132523518
No screamer. Just stop stupid feminist garbage that doesn't make any sense.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:33 No.132524013
>Talk about politics
<Dances>
>Sit down
<Sits down and spits>
>Make tea
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:33 No.132524017
>>132523793
Spoilers: Jarvis was singing the chorus in the OP because he was slowly going insane; this game is set after Babies, and he is stuck in a loveless relationship with the girl's sister ("I only went with her because she looked like you").
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:33 No.132524025
>Controlling your gf is abuse
>Doing whatever she wants all the time is fair

WOMEN LOGIC
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:33 No.132524037
>FUS
Scratches her head
>ROH
Flails arms v ('_') v
DAH!
>Cue abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524086
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>tell her to cough
>ABUSE SCENE STARTS

The fuck is this?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524101
>>132524017
10/10 story of the year
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524106
>GIBBE MONIES

GIBBE MONIES NOW HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR? BR?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524121
http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524149
>>132523971
>stop abusing women
>WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FEMINIST BULLSHIT! THIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! I CAN RAPE ANYBODY I WAAAAANT!

Oh /v/!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:34 No.132524176
>Fetch me a glass of water
>No
>DO IT
>Wot?
>WOT??
>DO IT
>DO IT NOW
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524221
integrate sinx
>sits down and blows raspberry
integrate sinx*cosx
>looks uneasy
integrate sec^3(x)
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524228
>have a good life
>don't die
>This is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524242
cheat on me
>No!
Be prettier
>No...
Kill all jews
>Shit starts getting real
OH MY GOD SHE IS GOING TO DO IT.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524245
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http://photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/e23568734345.jpg
and then there is this version
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524262
>>132524149
People are calling "feminist bullshit" because of the Dream Boyfriend site; the man is always the abuser in these sites.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:35 No.132524267
>>132524121

>Ask a girl to do stuff, guy attacks her
>Girl asks you to do stuff, guy attacks her

wat
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:36 No.132524297
>>132524121

>Abuse me
>Abuse me
>Abuse me

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THAT SHIT I'LL PUNCH YOU
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:36 No.132524312
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Pic related.
Feminazis are bad for women's rights because they make us think that all feminists are this insane.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:36 No.132524354
>>132524245

Nope.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:36 No.132524361
>>132524037
>v ('_') v

Get out.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:36 No.132524368
>guy is the abuser in dreamgirlfriend
>guy is the abuser in dreamboyfriend

jesus christ my siiiiiides
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524396
>What do you want to do?
NO!
>Can I help you with anything?
NO!
>How about we eat at your favorite restaurant? I'll pay!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NOPE THIS IS ABUSE LOL xD

well, shit.

also: >>132522581
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524407
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>click Dream Boyfriend
>it ends with him abusing you

I shit you not.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524415
>Dream girlfriend.
>Tell her to do things.
>Guy abuses her.

>Dream boyfriend.
>Girl tells guy to do things.
>Guy abuses girl.

My brain is full of fuck. And anger.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524441
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>>132524267
ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524470
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>>132524312
All feminists ARE insane.

Feminism is inherently a sexist doctrine. Shit like this proves it, women legitimately believe they cannot be abusers. Feminists don't care because they're happy that men get abused.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524479
>>132524312

>Implying there are any valid feminists any more in the Western world

All the women problems are fixed in the West, so cunts have to pretend like they still exist and make up new ones.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:37 No.132524481
>pop a squat
nothing
>take a seat
shrug
>take a seat
nothing
>take a seat
RAPE DEAR LORD GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:38 No.132524584
I got a boner.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:38 No.132524592
>Dream Boyfriend
>Hi
No
>Go to bed
*Starts dancing around*
>Poof
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:39 No.132524601
>Im bored lets go do something
>abuse starts
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:39 No.132524628
Type in "Hello"

>DO IT
>IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FUCKING FAULT
>DO IIITTT

>mfw it's fucking femnazi propaganda and I was just being friendly
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:39 No.132524641
I love you
>heart sign
I want you to be happy
>shrug
I want to marry you
>THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:39 No.132524643
>click Dream Boyfriend
>get insanely wet when he threatens me with violence
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:39 No.132524693
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I didnt even fucking type anything for like 5 minutes and i press one key and i beat the shit out of her
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:40 No.132524730
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You know, you don't have to worry about these things when you're gay, /v/.

Why aren't you?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:40 No.132524765
>>132524730

I just avoid sex in general.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:40 No.132524770
>>132524149

I just told her to do whatever she wanted, and the I was abusing her by doing this? By the way, why isn't it abuse when women do shit like this to me? They hit me and yell at me when I don't want to do the shit they tell me to, but that's just them being empowered or something? What?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:40 No.132524784
>video games
shrugs
>day one dlc
visibly disgusted
>play mass effect 3
DO IT DO IT NOW THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:41 No.132524792
>want to see what her hair looks like from behind
>"Turn around."
>NO THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:41 No.132524810
> Adopt a dolphin
No.
> Jump
She jumps.
> Handstand
IT BECOMES A MAJOR FUCKING ISSUE

Remember, all men are scummy chavs and wide-angle lens hide subliminal content.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:41 No.132524836
>>132524262
Well what kind of a faggot gets abused by a woman? Just tell her to MOOOVE BTCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:41 No.132524847
>>132521836
>type strip
>shit brix
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:41 No.132524848
>>132524693
The Bioware effect. You press a button = something awesome happens.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:42 No.132524897
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>>132524176
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:42 No.132524906
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBR0hGGmksI
but guys are all dicks y'know?
starting fights and stuff
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:42 No.132524923
>>132524770
>By the way, why isn't it abuse when women do shit like this to me?

Because women cannot be charged with domestic abuse. It's actually a law.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:42 No.132524932
>>132524836
I can't stop laughing
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:43 No.132524991
>One c-copy of Neptunia, p-please
>Please respond
>B-back that ass up
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:43 No.132524998
>>132524245
I do'nt like you.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:43 No.132525006
>that feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:43 No.132525012
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I don't know what her problem is, but once I entered this things started to get weird.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:43 No.132525030
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>>132524730
>Implying the "Dream boyfriend" link doesn't happen to you instead
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525103
>get a sandwich
>some chav starts spouting
>all this jimmies rustles due to sandwich
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525115
The joke is that a woman's dream boyfriend is an asshole who abuses her
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525124
>>132524897
Bloody hell, is that Dave Rowntree from Blur?
Real Britpop reunion going on here, with Jarvis and all. Now all we need is one of the Gallaghers or-
>Realise Dream Boyfriend was probably in Oasis
It'll do.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525139
>dreamboyfriend
>go hangout with your friends
>WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS
>proceeds to punch lamp
>STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

This shit is fucking stupid. Bad actors. Girl breathing was pretty hot though.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525143
>dreamgirlfriend
>she refuses to suck my dick

This is bullshit how is she dreamgirlfriend then
just call her normalgirlfriend
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525145
>dance
she dances
>jump
she jumps
>open wardrobe
This is abuse. Stop controlling your girlfriend

wut
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:44 No.132525189
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>>132525115
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:45 No.132525202
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Do all Brits sound like Austin Powers?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:45 No.132525235
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>>132525030
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:45 No.132525243
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>let me lick your feet
>ABUSE

I don't understand.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:45 No.132525258
>>Whatever she wants
*Shrug*
>>Read a book
*Disgusted look*
>>Sit down
*Shrug*
>>Something productive
*Gets pissy, full on abuse ending*

Right.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:45 No.132525265
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>type feminist propaganda
>abuse starts
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:46 No.132525357
>>132525143
HAHAHAH

this thread man. oh wow
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:46 No.132525360
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>>132525243

Y-You can lick m-mine...
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:46 No.132525369
So demanding what a guy does isn't abuse. But when you say what a girl has to do it's abuse. Can someone explain this, I have university degree and I don't know what the fuck is going on at the moment.
Please respond.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:46 No.132525370
>dream bf

>get on the floor
pff no lol
>be kawaii
*blows me a kiss*
>lol fag
gets mad

seems about right
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:46 No.132525371
> Go to dream boyfriend for the hell of it.
> "Feed the dog"
> "NO. WHO ARE YOU, TELLING WE WHAT TO DO."
> Goes over and rocks lamp, doesn't even fall over.
> "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO."
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:47 No.132525395
>>132525202

No, but a lot of us do.

They are generally the worst of us.

I have a constant drawl, myself, so even when I'm happy it sounds like I'm mocking you

Shit's pretty cash
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:47 No.132525467
I told her to clean her room since there were a few things on the ground.

Then apparently I became super crazy and abused her.

So I went to dream boyfriend, asked the same stuff and the guy went mental on me.

None of them want to cure AIDS.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:47 No.132525494
>>132525369

Women can't abuse, only men can. And it's abuse if you ever offer a suggestion as to what she should do.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:49 No.132525598
>"I WILL RAPE YOU"
>gives me little heart motion
>"I'M NOT KIDDING YOU STUPID CUNT"
>shrugs
>"I love you :)"
>NO PLEASE STOP QQ

What the fuck.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:49 No.132525613
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>"drink some water"
>OI WHY ARE YOU TELLIN ME WOT TA DO
>LOOK YOU MADE ME PUNCH THA LAMP
>DON' ASK ME STOOOOPID QUESTIONS LOIK THAT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:49 No.132525621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDr18UYO18
>This is abuse
>This is the bloody government
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:49 No.132525650
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>Dreamgirlfriend
>I love you
she proceeds to draw a love heart in the air
>you mean the world to me
she proceeds to draw a love heart in the air
>will you marry me
>darkness surrounds my computer screen
>NO......
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:50 No.132525670
You know, /v/, because of these threads I get angry whenever I just see a woman.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:50 No.132525709
All I asked is for her to go "play"

And that little bitch didn't listen, JUST DO IT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:50 No.132525726
Only UK women are like this. Fucking vapid cunts with degrees in Psychology, prissing around like they're the wave of the future, making this shit vyral. God, I hate them.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:50 No.132525727
>asking women to do anything is abuse
>asking men to do anything isn't

I'm glad I came to 4chan and learned how fucking awful women are.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:50 No.132525741
>>132525670
The gay agenda is nearing completion.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525793
>>132525709

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY? ALL I HAVE IS A PS3!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525802
"Hello!"
>She waves
"What do YOU want to do?"
>She makes a heart sign
"Aww, I love you too!"


And then I beat her.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525819
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All I wanted was a sandwich.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525823
>>132525726
>Only UK women are like this
This is unworldliness
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525825
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>go to dream boyfriend expecting full on female abuse and infinite boner
>get male abuse again.

GOD DAMMIT FEMINISTS.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525834
>>132525726
>Only UK women are like this

It's like it over here too, limey.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525846
>>132525741

I'm much more accepting of the gay movement than I am of the feminist movement.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525853
>have some fun
>eat spaghetti
>dance the funky chicken
ABUSE TIME
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:51 No.132525863
>>132525621
>moonspeak
>girl gets called
>guy throws phone away

No wonder mudslimes run rampant in your country.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:52 No.132525873
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>check out this great new book
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:52 No.132525938
> Let me eat your pussy
*Looks horrified*

Oh, yes, you so don't want that.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:52 No.132525941
yeah, both times the boy is the abuser. propaganda
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:53 No.132525978
>>132525621

All he wanted was to play video games
Bitch refused to play video games with him
He gets angry and now he's gonna rape her

Moral of the story: Not playing video games lead to rape.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:53 No.132525997
>>132525846
>Someone might have taken a "gay agenda" comment seriously
BRB, Canada.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:53 No.132526046
>>132525802

Ahhh, that actually made me laugh, good show, good show.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:53 No.132526076
>Do the funky grandpa
>Read a book
>Do some exercise
ABUSE!!!!!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.132526085
Fuck that shit. Any gays ITT? Can you tell me how to become gay?

It would be so much easier to be gay.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.132526114
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>make me a sandwich
>shrugs

What does that mean?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.132526117
>Dream Boyfriend
>Girl's pants
Jesus Christ, they want you to masturbate to this. If only the guy was mildly attractive.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.132526131
>>132525621
>A cuddle will always have to turn into something more
;_;
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.132526137
>>132526085

>Can you tell me how to become gay?

Suck dicks?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:55 No.132526179
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>>132526085
If you post on /v/ long enough your dormant homosex gene complex will awaken.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:55 No.132526228
>strip
walks off, comes back
>get naked
gets in a huff with me
>play chess
says no, boyfriend goes psycho

that was much funnier that it should have been
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:55 No.132526262
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>type "GT" in
>leads to abuse scene

I knew Dragonball GT sucked, but shit. Didn't know it could lead someone to beating up someone else.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526295
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>>132525709
Made a picture of it
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526319
>Do whatever you want
>Lets play a game
>Lets go for a walk
AND THEN THE TESTOSTERONE-FUELED RAGE BEGAN
>> MrFoster !galoOKsr2I 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526320
I got scared, I dont know why, does something pop out
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526328
>>132524121

do nothing
>guy gets mad
>punches lamp

what the actual fuck
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526348
>Let's sing together!
>La la la~
>Now let's dance baby!
>Shake shake shake! <3
>Now let's have some consensual sex in the missionary position
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:56 No.132526357
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>type ARE YOU OK
>Buster Wolf that bitch

I'm satisfied for today.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.132526392
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>>132526320
only the COLD HARD TRUTH!!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.132526425
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>>132526320

Only a skeleton
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.132526429
>>132526328
He was foolish to resist the command of
THE MAGIC CONCH
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.132526453
>>132526262
>I knew Dragonball GT sucked, but shit. Didn't know it could lead someone to beating up someone else.
If you power up for long enough, yeah.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.132526457
>hi
waves
>hi
waves
>hi
IM NOT TAKING THIS FROM YOU
this is abuse..
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:58 No.132526498
>>132526179
>This thread legitimately just made me realise I'm probably gay
AHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCKING WOW
THANKS JARVIS
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:58 No.132526515
>type "Do The Truffle Shuffle 3 times"
>laugh for 5 minutes straight
>> Beatrice !!S+rSQdC4JI+ 03/13/12(Tue)15:58 No.132526535
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The "Dream Boyfriend" got really upset when I asked him to play Persona 4.
>> MrFoster !galoOKsr2I 03/13/12(Tue)15:58 No.132526545
>>132526392
>>132526425
This is some good shit, I even said I love you, I dont control you and you're free, guess Europeans are stupid
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:59 No.132526634
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>Die
>*She facepalms*
>Die Slowly?
>*She facepalms*
>Die quickly.
>DO IT DO IT NOW NOW NOW NOW
>"No! Noooo!"
>lol abuse

mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526671
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>go fuck yourself you twat
he steps back does a dance
>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526673
>take off shirt
>person who is me is gonna beat her ass
>Scared and leave before it finishes

Well there were a few of those screaming loud noise pages going around, so got freaked out.
Someone else do it.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526685
>>132526545

>guess Europeans are stupid

Just Brits.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526696
>>132526545
>Britain
>Part of Europe
Hey, if they want to distance themselves from glorious Union, then we can do the same.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526714
>Lets go out and have fun
she just dances
>okay, how bout lets stay home and watch tv
she just dances
>okay then lets go help out the homeless
turns into Abuse

yeah, if the bitch doesn't wanna have fun then its her own damn fault
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526721
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>Yurope
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526727
The lesson to take away from this is that any woman will cry abuse if you stay with her for long enough.

Don't let it happen to you. Pump 'em and dump 'em.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:00 No.132526738
>>132526545
Brace for inevitable, ludicrous "WE BRITISH ARE NOT EUROPEAN" rant by a mad Welshman
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:01 No.132526756
do the chicken dance

>NO
>DO IT
>NO
>> MrFoster !galoOKsr2I 03/13/12(Tue)16:01 No.132526814
>>132526738
>>132526696
>>132526685
Its sad that I am a british based character
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:01 No.132526817
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>>132526696

>glorious Union
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:01 No.132526824
Typical Britfags
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:01 No.132526825
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>>132526498
>mfw when you guys realize being gay isn't a choice and you won't suddenly be attracted to hot dick
Unless you repressed your homosexuality in which case that's a bit sad.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:02 No.132526931
Er.
I typed "eat shit" twice and it went into rage mode.
What the fuck. Is this one of those "hurr womansk aboos" things?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:03 No.132526959
I'm British. I'm also saddened that it cut off before I could finish. sadface.jpg
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:03 No.132526975
>>132526673
nothing scary happens, just a abusive relationship
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:03 No.132527020
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>>132526825
>mfw I never said "this thread made me choose to be gay"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527081
>>132526825
>2012
>Not repressing your homosexuality

Ishiggigyshiggidyshigshighdo.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527082
>could you please hold my hand
*smiles*
>could you please twirl
*laughs and points fingers*
>could you please dance
DOOOOO IT GAWD DAWMN SPLOICERS ANDROO ROIAN
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527104
>>132526825
Come on, there has to be a way to become gay.

Maybe I should play some bioware games, but that probably won't work. Please gay men, start a thread and teach us how to be gay.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527115
britfag here, cant wait to see if they make a rape version based on the new commercials they do about rape.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527124
>Dream Boyfriend
>ask if he want his dick sucked
he says no
>ask if he wanna fuck
he shrugs
>ask if he wants me to make him food
gets angry

okay, whats up with him
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:04 No.132527128
>>132527020
Sorry, didn't mean to respond to you
There was another guy, higher up.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527152
Love me
>She shugs
LOVE ME
>She looks uneasy
LOVE ME
>Guy gets really mad

All I wanted was to be loved ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527158
"PLAY VIDEO GAMES!"
"NO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT"
"DO IT!"
"NO!"
"DO IT!"

The /v/-simulator.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527170
>'Don't be a whore'
>Get the abuse video

Holy shit.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527174
>Summon knight Solaire
"she does a little dance"
>Praise the sun
"She shrugs"
>Engage in jolly cooperations
"Abuse"

I guess she was a Darkmoon.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527186
>type in "I am turning into the Incredible Hulk"
>suddenly start beating her up
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527194
>Play video games
Shrug
>Play Deus Ex
Shrug
>Play SHAZBOT
Shrug
>Shrug
ABUSE

Welp
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527196
>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>NO
>I have to slap a bitch

Fucking women.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527202
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRLFRIEND
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527221
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTtoEUDLEQ

looks to me like she is the perfect girlfriend for /v/
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:05 No.132527231
>Sandwich
Wat.
She's... she's not doing anything.
>Make sandwich
Nothing.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
>stand around
"No."
"DO IT FAGGOT CAT!"
She was already doing it.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:06 No.132527257
>>132527115
Man I love the retarded DONT DRINK AND DRIVE commercials

>Guy has a pint
>Entire life is ruined
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:06 No.132527297
>>132523049
But in the dream boyfriend one it deals with abusive girlfriends
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:06 No.132527315
http://www.subservientchicken.com/pre_bk_skinned.swf

Far superior.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:07 No.132527364
>>132527104
Start with traps, work your way up to femboys, emofags etc.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:07 No.132527365
>Told her "be yourself!"
>get abuse video

Okay...

>>132526295
>filename
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:07 No.132527370
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>Type "stand still you stupid cunt, do you have ADD or something?"
>Scene plays
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:07 No.132527409
>>132527315
Actually, the best one is where women actually get naked when you tell them to.
Sadly, none of those exist.
>> MrFoster !galoOKsr2I 03/13/12(Tue)16:08 No.132527441
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I MADE THE JOKE GUYS!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:08 No.132527447
>>132527297
No it doesn't. In the dream boyfriend one the boyfriend is also abusive.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:09 No.132527560
>get raped by niggers

nothing

>choke on cock
>this is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:09 No.132527572
>Be less of a slut
*makes a heart sign*
>STOP FUCKING MY FRIENDS
*she shugs*
>STOP FUCKING MY BEST FRIEND YOU FUCKING WHORE
*abuse video*

Apparently it's abuse to ask her to less of a whore.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:09 No.132527586
>>132527447
Yeah and then read what it says

"This is abuse, so is controlling your BOYFRIEND"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:09 No.132527618
guys is there a good end or anything?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:10 No.132527701
>>132527572
I think it goes to "abuse" after 3 queries regardless of what you say
>> Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE 03/13/12(Tue)16:11 No.132527801
>dance
>she dances
I know how to get women to do things.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:12 No.132527831
>>132527586
Irrelevant, because they made videos of the man being violent and not the woman. Visual arguments are worth more than some text about "oh yeah, men can be abused to, a little, BUT ITS WORSE FOR WOMEN"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:12 No.132527838
>>132527618
Yeah, when you become homosex.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:12 No.132527851
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>Tell me your views on the separation of church and state.
*shrug*
>Please share some literature that you enjoy.
*she starts to back away in fear*
>Please, tell me your favorite piece of classical poetry.
NO
>DO IT
>NOO
>DO IT YOU BITCH
My dream girlfriend is apparently an idiot.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:13 No.132527909
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>type "b-back that ass up"
>scene plays
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:13 No.132528005
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>>132527586
but that's not even what it says
>> sage 03/13/12(Tue)16:14 No.132528096
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hy-H3m1xYg
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:16 No.132528213
>"We need to break up."
>she makes a silly face
>"Seriously, this isn't working out."
>she gets kind of uneasy
>"Please leave, this is getting confrontational and I would like us to part on good terms."
>WHY DON'T YOU DO IT
>WHAT? NO
>DO IT
>NO!
>YOU PIECE OF SHIT, STOP ABUSING HER ;_;
fucking women
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:16 No.132528214
>>132521836
I want to take you home and give you children and you might be my girlfriend, yeah yeah yeah.

tbh if anyone quoted pulp to me as a pick up line i would accept their advances.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:17 No.132528326
>>132528214
What if they were pissed up and started shouting about how you'd never live like common people?
But, like, in a way that implied they wanted you.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:17 No.132528369
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>Dreamgirlfriend
>Show abuse of the girl

>Dreamboyfriend
>Shows abuse of a girl

THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY

THERE WILL BE NO EQUALITY WHEN EVERYTHING THOSE PEOPLE DO IS BABBLE, CRY AND POINT TO THEIR VAGINA

I WILL TREAT YOU AS A PERSON IF YOU SEE YOURSELF AS A PERSON

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:17 No.132528405
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>Destroy the Emperors Lap dogs once and for all plunging the world in Chaos
SHE FUCKING WINKED,DO IT BITCH
TOGETHER WE WILL SLAY THE WEAK
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:18 No.132528496
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gEftWCG5Ow
>this is abuse
yea, having an out of body experience everytime you have sex and being a permanent virgin is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:20 No.132528607
>tell her to stop being a whore
>she says no
How is this a dream girlfriend?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:25 No.132528879
>bathe the industrialized world in a bath of glorious flames
>draws a heart in the air with her fingers
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:26 No.132528947
>>132528607
Women think a dream girlfriend for men is a terrible girlfriend.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:29 No.132529068
>>132527586
>"So is a controlling boyfriend"
Fix'd. Yes, they are full of shit.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:31 No.132529192
>talk to your girlfriend ever
>you will inevitably abuse her

This is a message that needs to be known.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:34 No.132529341
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>>132527082
>GAWD DAWMN SPLOICERS ANDROO ROIAN
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:36 No.132529386
>>132528947
And according to that other website they also think that a dream boyfriend is a terrible boyfriend.
Anyway, these websites deeply confuse me, why are the men brought into bad daylight in both of them?
Not all of them are like that, right? RIGHT?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:36 No.132529440
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>>132527586
But that's not what it says you blind fuck
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:38 No.132529532
>Come play vidya games with me
Dances a little
>Please respond
Shakes her finger at me
>That feel when no gf
YOU'D BETTER DO IT BITCH

wat
>That feel when the best girlfriend you can get is one that just shakes her finger at you when you ask her to respond
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:38 No.132529548
>GET LOOSE WITH IT
*she shakes her head*
>go to this thread
>hear something out of my headphones
>go to tab
>suddenly abuse

Well at least the boyfriend got loose with it.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:38 No.132529561
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>wave
she waves
>jumping jacks
she shrugs
>push ups
DO IT
DO IT NOW

wtf is this man
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:39 No.132529593
>>132529192
Don't you know? Men are only to speak when spoken to, and must worship women as the superior gender and not be sexual in any way, aside from getting a boner when told to, even though that's still rape, even if you're told to.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:40 No.132529639
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>>132521836
Fun FACT: Women abuse men more than men abuse women. It's just that when men do it, it tends to hurt more.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:40 No.132529653
>>132529192
Also:
>If you don't obey your girlfriend, you are abusing her
>> Booze Jim !PYine0cU4M 03/13/12(Tue)16:44 No.132529808
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>say "four score"
she scratches head
>and 65 years in the past
she shrugs and smiles
>i won the civil war with my beard
dis is abues!
she no like my singing :(
>> Chen !lPTFsTCIIA 03/13/12(Tue)16:44 No.132529816
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>>132529440
>Gay sex with hats on

Every time
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:47 No.132529971
Defend freedom
>Pats head and rubs belly
Play video games
>Gets angry
Let me suck your dick
>Begins abusing me

http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/ is not a very good boyfriend simulator.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:47 No.132529978
>>132524836

WHY YOU UP IN MY EAR
TELLIN ME A WHOLE BUNCH A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAR
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:48 No.132529986
Hi!
>waves
Hi!
>waves
Hi!
>NOOO WHY WON'T YOU DO IT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:48 No.132530002
>Do push-ups, you need some muscle on those bones
NO
>DO IT
NO
>This is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:50 No.132530106
>Play the bongos
NO
>PLAY ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
NO
>PLAY THEM YOU, YOU APE
Cue abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:51 No.132530138
>be a strong independant woman
>the abuse begins
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:51 No.132530178
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What the hell are you doing just standing around, go read a book for god's sake
>She starts dancing
What the hell
>I don't want to
I didn't even ask for-
>DO IT
>DO IT
>WHY WON'T YOU DO IT

I never asked for this
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:52 No.132530219
Am I the only one that was laughing my ass off when guy off cam started saying "DO IT, DO IT"?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:55 No.132530372
>tell her to shrug
>she shrugs
>keep telling her to shrug
>my character starts flipping out saying why she won't do what he says

wut
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:57 No.132530469
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>Asked if she wanted some coffee
>Turn into an angry British man
>Go on husbando mode
>Asks if he wants to see a movie
>He goes batshit insane
>This is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:58 No.132530532
>Hide under your bed :3c We can act kawaii
YOU NEVER DO WHAT I WANT
STUPID LITTLE BITCH

THIS IS NOT KAWAII
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:58 No.132530536
>type "what are you doing on my sister's bedroom?"
>WOT R YO DOIN WHY WONT YO DO IT BLOODY HELL
thisiswhatwomenactuallybelieve
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:59 No.132530580
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>Fuck you

>Shrug

>Go die

>Shrug

>I love you, baby

THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:01 No.132530676
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>Ask if she wants to see a movie
>Turn into an angry British guy
>Go on husbando difficulty
>Ask if he wants to play vidya
>He goes batshit insane
>This is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:03 No.132530721
Feminazi net propaganda detected.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:03 No.132530725
>dream liberal white boy

hi
>waves

smile!
>smiles

how are you?
>negro camera man proceeds to beat the shit out of the dream liberal, smashing his face repeatedly with his heel. He then takes his wallet and runs away.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:04 No.132530791
>http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/

>In both scenarios the man is the aggressor

Feminism general.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:05 No.132530826
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>That accent
Jesus Christ I am dying, I can't take any of what they're saying seriously
Gotta love the brits
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:07 No.132530910
>get nekkid

>she just hugs herself tightly and shakes her head while looking sad
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:08 No.132530957
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>nothing
>shakes her head
>masturbate
>shakes head walks away
>come back
>she comes back

>DO IT DO IT NOW
>THIS IS ABUES
>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:09 No.132531019
>dreamboyfriend mode
>Goin to the shops, wot kinda beer yo want me to boy?
*shrug*
>I asked if yo want me to bring some bloody beer
*says no with arm*
>Okay mate, I'll be goin'. Something else yo need?
WHY ALL THESE STOOPID QUESTIONS WHO DO YO THINK YE ARE YOU ARE NUTHIN IM SO ANGRY I WONT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM YOU
>this is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:09 No.132531037
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>WHOY AREN'T YOU LISTNIN
>WHOY WON'T YOU DO EET?
>LOOK WHOT YOU MADE MAY DO
>YOU ARE NUTHIN
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:10 No.132531057
>play air guitar, because I'm lazy and not creative
>she does it
>play air drums
>she imitates drums
>okay let's see
>play air saxophone
>NO
>NO
>DO IT
this site is stupid, just like that poverty 'game' http://playspent.org/
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:10 No.132531064
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Dude. I just asked her nicely to go away. She started dancing. I was like "Please just go." She shook her head. I finally say "Fucking go" and suddenly they imply, no, directly say that would lead to abuse.

Come on now... If someone wants to be left alone and some pagan yatt outright refuses to give them some space, surely they would be justified in using a swear word. Especially in this day and age when words like fuck don't mean anything.

They need to stop projecting their abusive behaviour onto people they don't even know. I'd never take it that far and I'm sure many others wouldn't either.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:11 No.132531132
>ONLY MEN CAN BE ABUSIVE
LOL
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:11 No.132531136
>That feel when you will never live like Common People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM&ob=av3n
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:13 No.132531225
All i wanted was a god damn sandwich
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:13 No.132531227
>WHAT IS A MAN?
>shrugs
>A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SCECRETS
>shrugs again
>BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
>I attack her
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:15 No.132531302
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>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:16 No.132531343
>Sing the Major-General song from "Pirates of Penzance"
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
>That's not it at all, you stupid bitch.
[She mimes the shape of a heart]

Retard deserves the abuse my British arms give her.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:16 No.132531345
>type "get naked"
>doesn't get naked
>dream girlfriend

What the fuck UK?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:17 No.132531401
This is just reenforcing stupid stereotypes that aren't even true for most people. It's like having a dream mexican page where no matter what you do, the mexican steals a car.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:20 No.132531507
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>enter "suck dick"
>doesn't work
>enter "cry"
>it worked!
>enjoying the show
>suddenly realize it's an interactive ad that's supposed to make me feel guilty
mfw i didn't notice it
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:20 No.132531517
>I have 5 million in a bank for you, go to the bank and take the money.
>No
>DO IT
>NO
wat
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:21 No.132531569
>Hi
>NO
>NO
>DO IT
>I DON'T WANT TO

what
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:21 No.132531575
This is so fucking stupid.

The dream boyfriend thing is retarded too, I thought it would reverse the roles but NOPE, only guys can be abusive and only girls can be victims derp derp derp.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:21 No.132531593
>>132531136
i love pulp
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:21 No.132531595
>have some of this lovely cake I baked you
>DO IT
>FUCKING DO IT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:22 No.132531607
>after decades of adventuring confront the beast that has taken the form of my beloved
>ask it why it has taken so many innocent lives
>it shrugs
>tell it to leave this place and never return
>NO
>inform it that unless it returns to the lower plain of hell immediately it will be destroyed
>NO I DON'T WANT TO
>my righteous rage transcends the planet
>I become a british wifebeater
>smite the shit out of that beast
And thats how I saved the kingdom.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:22 No.132531638
In socialist UK, EVERYTHING ABUSE.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:23 No.132531667
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>LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>puts her thumbs up
>THERE IS A CITY THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE
>shrugs her shoulders
>THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN
>Noooehhh
>Oi don't wont teeww
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:24 No.132531686
>>132523049
Oh wow.
/pol/ would love this.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:24 No.132531718
>>132531136
In hindsight, I think it was remarkably prescient of that Greek girl to want to learn how to live like common people.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:24 No.132531720
guys help I want to beat this videogame but harry potter keeps getting upset how do i get past this please respond
>> Maithiu 03/13/12(Tue)17:25 No.132531745
>Eat some cheese
*Shrugs*
>Eat some cheese!
*Shuffles around*
>EAT SOME CHEESE
no
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:25 No.132531758
>stand around
starts jumping around
>no I said stand around not start jumping like a retard you dumb bitch
makes <3 gesture
>please respond
no. I dont want to
cue the abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:26 No.132531773
>Commit suicide
>Assassinate the president
>Skin a cat

YOU NEVER DO IT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:30 No.132531981
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>they have two websites
>dreamgirlfriend and dreamboyfriend
>both of them are about the guy abusing the girl
>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:31 No.132532000
Take off your top
>no
fuck you
>she gets sad and leaves, but comes right back
bitch
>starts a cutscene where I grab her hair and call her a bitch

I like this thing!!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:32 No.132532029
>>132531718
Fucking 5 star post
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:33 No.132532069
>>132521836
i told her to "dream"

>Abuse, abuse everywhere

Better wait til Japan get us some robot girls, otherwise we are just accidents waiting to happen...
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:33 No.132532073
>>132531057
>Play game.
>Easy as fuck.
LOLNO U MADE THESE MISTAKES SO U IN DEBT
>"Uh... ok"
>Pick house nearest work.
>Still have car.
>Car crash
What the fuck?
>Buying food.
>No rice.
Wtf? I used to fucking live on rice, buying food aint a problem if you buy rice and fish, dirt cheap and nutritious as fuck.
>Car crash
>"Well, my insurance should pay for that."
LOL NO U PAY OR DRIVE AWAY
>Person in work needs money.
>Either give money or lie.
>Can't say that you can't afford it.

America is fucked up, but this game doesn't make much sense.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:34 No.132532114
"Open the wardrobe"
>She opens her little end-table
"No, the Dresser"
>"No"
"DO IT"
>"No!"
"DO WHAT I TELL YOU"
>"But I don't want to!"

She has a fucking corpse in that wardrobe, I know it.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:34 No.132532115
>Dream boyfriend
*Punches lamp*
LOOK WOT YOU MADE ME DO
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:36 No.132532178
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Play video games with me.
>he moves his finger back and forth in a "No." gesture
Pull down your pants.
>he almost does it, but decides not to
Let me suck your cock.
>YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO RARRGGHARGH ANGRY BRITISH HUSBANDO

WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT HOW MEN WORK GODDAMN IT.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:38 No.132532263
>suggest playing vidya
>be told I'm a wife beater

Yeah foreveralone's the fucking way.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:38 No.132532292
>Hello
>*waves*
>Why am I so bald?
>*shrugs*
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>suddenly I'm in a snuff film staring Mr.Foster
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:40 No.132532343
>ew
shrugs
>Go away ugly
>dances a jig
Please leave
>DO IT, DO IT YOU FUCKING WHORE
>> PaRappa the Rapper !FkWBELIEVE 03/13/12(Tue)17:40 No.132532368
>>132531981

But it's true, women can't abuse men, they lack the evil nature to do that.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:40 No.132532373
>Hello
waves
>Why am I so bald?
shrugs
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>suddenly I'm in a snuff film staring Mr.Foster
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:41 No.132532431
>>132524906
dat vid
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:42 No.132532443
>kill yourself
>she wont do it

closed it right there
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:43 No.132532481
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:43 No.132532493
>Hello
waves
>Why am I so bald?
shrugs
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>Become British hulk
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:45 No.132532573
what would you like to do?
>she points at me
would you like to go somewhere?
>she points at me
why are you pointing at me?
>This is abuse.
wut?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:47 No.132532674
The moral of the story is if you ever get a girlfriend only talk to her twice.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:48 No.132532740
The moral of the site is if you ever get a girlfriend only talk to her twice in your life.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:48 No.132532751
Bra!
>shows her bra
Tongue!
>sticks out her tongue (seriously both of these work)
Resist my forthcoming abuse!
>she does

THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:50 No.132532838
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>reading this thread
>go to http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/
>dance
>silly dance
>sing
>imitating singing
>third entry 'beat the shit out of me'
awesome site, you guys.
>filename
I WANT E RAL MONE BERTHA, give me a real money or I beat the shit out of you, Bertha!!!!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:50 No.132532861
"all men are evil and hate women, except me" -
all male feminists ever
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:50 No.132532869
How is this Dream Girlfriend?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:51 No.132532892
she refused to eat, so i started yelling and pulling her hair

is this normal in the UK?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:12 No.132532912
LOL go to dream boyfriend... the same kind of thing happens again...the boy gets angry and abuses the girl.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:12 No.132532941
>dreamgirlfriend
>talk to her, presumably as a guy
>tell her what do you
>GUY IS ABUSIVE

>dreamboyfriend
>talk to him, presumably as a girl
>tell him what to do
>oh I get it!
>GIRL IS ABUSIVE
>guy is still abusive

wait what?
But it was the girl telling him what to do..

Surely this isn't trying to imply that only men can be abusive, right? Guys?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:12 No.132532954
>Weld that door
>Shrugs
>Stand still will you I'm trying to heal you not bloody tickle you
>ABUSE
Fucking berserkers
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:12 No.132532964
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I made this for another thread two days ago and never got to post it because it 404'd.

And I saved it over the original comic too.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:12 No.132532965
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>type in pretend to drive a racecar
>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:15 No.132533070
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>touch my summon sign
>NO
>DO IT
>NO
umbasa
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:15 No.132533096
This website taught me that women are selfish and will never do me any favors unless I beat them. Thanks for this valuable lesson, UK.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:15 No.132533116
>play video games
shrugs
>get doubles
NO
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:15 No.132533123
>>132521836
>Burn that poster
Kisses poster
>Show feet
NO
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:16 No.132533137
>>132532481
>>132532481
>>132532481

>as seen on: reddit - front page

oh you

but i really enjoyed that video thanks for posting it, there needs to be more recognition of this issue.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:16 No.132533150
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>"smile"
>no...
>this is abuse

/r9k/ was right
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:17 No.132533194
>do what you want
>shrugs at me
>her own things
>shrugs again
>I don't care
>gets beaten

Well, I think in this case she needs to get beaten, as she has no free will.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:17 No.132533219
>Think for yourself
>she shrugs
>Don't let what society dictates as approriate keep you from creating an identitiy for yourself and achieving your goals
>"Noooo..."
>Cue abuse

Welp, apparently wiminz want to be victims
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:17 No.132533221
>game is called "dream girlfriend"
>she refuses to do anything I tell her
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:17 No.132533237
>>132532964
Fukken' saved
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:17 No.132533254
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>play video games
NO
>play PC games
screen goes dark, hands start choking her

THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:18 No.132533271
>what did you think about mass effect 3?
NO!
DO EET
NO!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:19 No.132533343
>English site
>You're just a stupid little bitch
>Not cunt

Instant boner loss.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:19 No.132533349
>Dream girlfriend
>What do?
>Her hobbies?
>School?
>Relaxation?
>OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO ABUSIVE.

>Dream boyfriend
>What do?
>Hobbies?
>School?
>Relaxation?
>OMG MEN ARE SO ABUSIVE JOIN THE DYKES TODAY!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:20 No.132533386
>Go batshit mental.
Does the running man,

Well played game, well played.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:21 No.132533428
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>Be happy
NO
>Have a nice day
NO
>Have fun
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:21 No.132533459
>>132533271
Well, it did something right.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:22 No.132533465
"go to sleep"
>starts doing faggot dance
"take medication"
>dusts off shoulder
"call police"
>start yelling at her to do it
>mfw i have no idea what just happened
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:22 No.132533473
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>find a job
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:23 No.132533494
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>Hold hands
Very confused, little upset
>Go the movies with me
TIME TO DANCE
>Play games with me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mfw a dream girlfriend won't even hold hands with me
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:23 No.132533525
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>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:23 No.132533530
>no rape scene

Consider my evening spoiled.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:24 No.132533548
OMGMENAREEVIL.com
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:25 No.132533642
>that build up
>no rape scene

Consider my evening spoiled.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:27 No.132533735
>kiss the camera
>THIS IS ABUSE IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT

I...I just wanted to kiss her ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:28 No.132533756
>Dream Boyfriend
>We can dance if we want to
Does a stupid dance.
>We can leave your friends behind
Goes off-screen.
>Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine
This is abuse.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:28 No.132533793
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Good.

Very good.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:29 No.132533829
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nothing
>shrugs a bit, confused
nothing
>looks uncomfortable
nothing
>"No." YOU'RE GONNA DO IT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
>punch her for not doing nothing
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:31 No.132533901
>>132533530
>>132533642
Having the posting blues, buddy?
I am too
I am speaking 5 minutes from the past
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:32 No.132533932
whuts goin on here?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:34 No.132534006
>>132527441
10/10
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:35 No.132534067
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>>132533793
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:38 No.132534172
>tell her to smile
>she makes a face
>"or do that"
>rape scene beings
makes sense
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:39 No.132534217
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>>132533735
I wrote the same thing at the same time :O
>> sage 03/13/12(Tue)18:39 No.132534219
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>>132528096
dat arny
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:39 No.132534234
thumbs up if u took an arow to le knee XD
>Wags finger
give me the seed of your loins
>does stupid dance
ralph pls go
>WHO ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:41 No.132534315
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Hey, do you guys like Nintendo?! And kirby!? And smash bros?! And-#

>Rape advert

...
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:46 No.132534323
>Bomb the russians
NO
>DO IT
NO
>ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, DO IT NOW!
NO
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:46 No.132534335
>>132524245
why did I still fall for this?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:46 No.132534346
>>132533793
Someone needs to make one with the text
"Kill, would you kindly"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:46 No.132534378
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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:47 No.132534391
>>132532941

This is what normal heterosexual relationships are really like.

Being gay is much better.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:47 No.132534398
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>what you want your girlfriend to do?
>"dance"
>she happily dances
>"have a nice day"
>she makes a heart sign
>"be happy"
>she crosses her arms and says no
>for some reason i start pushing and choking her
this is bullshit
luckily i've never assaulted any girlfriends before
latino here, you have to be romantic, play hard to get

>go to dream boyfriend because why not
>ask him to play videogames all day
>he starts to rub his belly and head at the same time
>ask him to be happy
>he waves at me
>ask him to have as much sex as he wants
>YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>RINE ENDS HERE
>DING DONG BANNU
i'm laughing right now
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:47 No.132534419
> paint walls
> nothing
ok then... uh... how about...
> change clothes
> walks over to the dresser, opens it, seems to grab something
>walks back
uh what?
>type wait... what?
video switches to abusing her

wait... what?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:47 No.132534431
>"go to hell"
>dance

1.2/10 wouldn't bang
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:48 No.132534476
I like you.
>"I love you" gestures
You're my best friend
>same deal
I love you
>ABUUUUUUUUUSE

I... I don't understand.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:48 No.132534490
>How the Dream boyfriend website should be
>Ask question
>Ask question
>Ask question
>Woman comes out of no where and punches him
>Man hits her back
>Shows man getting arrested while woman stands there

I hate society.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:49 No.132534520
> Play video games
shrug

> Buy an xbox 360
THIS IS ABUSE
THIS IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT
YOUR JUST A STUPID LITTLE BITCH
DO IT
DO IT NOW
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:50 No.132534548
>become a nigger
DO IT.
NO
what the flying fuck
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:50 No.132534570
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> MFW I go to Dream Boyfriend and ask him the same thing
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:52 No.132534634
>Fulfill your goals and ambitions
*she stands there wiggling around*
>Attain self-actualization
*suddenly I'm a British guy violently trying to force her to fulfill her potential*
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:52 No.132534642
>Clean your room
NO
>YOUR GONNA DO IT NOW DO IT!
NO I DONT WANT TO
End up strangling her.

Well shit Parenting is hard as fuck nowadays
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:54 No.132534720
>H-h-hey
She waves
>H-how are you
She shrugs
>Will you be my girlfriend please?
NO NO NO
>DO IT
NO NO NO! IM BEING RAPED!


That feel when no girlfriend
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:55 No.132534746
>"Hi, how are you today?"
>little wave
>"What do you wanna do?"
>points to her, than me, acts all cute
>"Okay, what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
>NO
>DO IT
>NO!
>WHY WON'T YOU DO IT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:55 No.132534747
>>132533756
Safety dance mind, I did the same.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:56 No.132534794
>>132532941
It is.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:58 No.132534880
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>Read

>Read

>Watch my little pony

"Nooo..."

"Why don't you do it?"

"DO IT!"
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:58 No.132534894
Oh, my God, what the fuck is this shit?!

I just asked to see her ass and now I'm some kind of monster?

Then I refreshed and tried to hug her and the same happened.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:59 No.132534926
>Who are you?
NO NO NO!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:00 No.132534945
>>132534570
Isn't that girl kind of missing the point? Her clothes aren't "slutty" at all, so is she supporting that notion that risque fashion leads to rape, or does she fail to understand that her style isn't considered sexy by the majority? That is if it is a girl...
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:01 No.132534995
>>132524441
>SOAD
Mah nigga
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:02 No.132535026
I GOT LOADSAMONEY
>The Female in captivity makes some heart sign and some other slutty gestures, the whore
THATS ROITE
>The specimen shrugs slightly and looks confused
LOADS EMONEY
>Blah, blah black screen I think its implied I raped her
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:03 No.132535081
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>"relax on the bed"
>she proceeds to the bed
>kneels down and looks under it
wut
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:03 No.132535093
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>Dream Boyfriend
>"Bro, pass the controller"
>Starts getting pissed off
>"LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"

Quit getting mad a video games man.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:03 No.132535104
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>>132524245
motherfucker. I fell for that the other day
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:03 No.132535105
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>Be a Strong Independent Woman

Nooo
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535120
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>mfw
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535125
"Open the door"
>She opens up the drawer
"Get on the floor"
>She fakes getting upset and walks off for a bit
"Walk the dinosaur"
>NO NO THIS IS ABUSE

>Women confirmed for no dinosaurs
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535161
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>go to dream boyfriend
>What should dream boyfriend do?
stop being a douche
>boyfriend shrugs
take off your pants it's sexy time
>boyfriend leaves
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535165
>>132534894
You are an abusive boyfriend no matter what you do. The other version of the site results in you (a girl) being abused by your boyfriend.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535182
Oh, my God, what the fuck is this shit?!

I just asked to see her ass and now I'm some kind of monster?

Then I refreshed and tried to hug her and the same happened.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:04 No.132535186
>>132534945
If she already got raped in those clothes why wear them again unless they want to be raped again?
Total slut.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:05 No.132535228
Love how this paints all men as abusers.

How about a dream negro game that paints all blacks as thieves?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:05 No.132535243
>>132525360

Can I suck the toes?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:05 No.132535295
>Dreamgirlfriend gets abused as well.
>Isn't the abuser

I fucking hate shit like that.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-06-22/domestic-violence-women-abusers-on-the-rise/1327964
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:05 No.132535328
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>dance
>dances
>jump
>does a little jump
>I-I made you some cake. I-If you don't want any thats okay~
>noooooooooo
>DO IT
>wot
>Y WONT U DO ET
>HELP RAPE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:05 No.132535346
>>132535026
This is why you don't WHOP IT OUT!
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:06 No.132535460
>think what to type in
>about to finish writing PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>angry brit engaged
>This is abuse.
wat
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:06 No.132535563
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>Live long and fulfilling life
>She makes some sort of heart hand sign at me
>Stay in school
>Same result
>Don't do drugs
>She gets uncomfortable

YOU JUNKIE BITCH
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:07 No.132535571
>Accompany me to the movies

>DO IT. WHY WON'T YOU DO IT?

>This is abuse
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:08 No.132535701
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>type in what you want Dream Boyfriend to do

stop being a douche

>boyfriend shrugs

take off your pants its sexy time

>boyfriend leaves
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:09 No.132535785
>Dream Girlfriend
>Order girl to do stuff
>THIS IS ABUSE
Fair enough.

>Dream Boyfriend
>Order boy to do stuff, he gets upset
>THIS IS ABUSE
What the fuck?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:09 No.132535790
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>Play air banjo
Shrugs shoulders.. what?
>Dance like nobody is watching
Draws little heart with fingers
>Live, Laugh, Love.
NO! NOO!!
YO-AH JUST A STOOPID LIHTAHL BITCH!
>wat?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:09 No.132535834
"Wanna play some videogames?"
>Makes a heart
"Alright, lets play something simple like league of legends"
>Shrugs
"Ok, how about you pick the game"
>NO NO NO NO NO

God damnit, every female I've ever met. Why do you hate vidya?
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:10 No.132535872
>Hello
>Waves
>How's your day been
>does what i can only imagine to be something related to 'bad'
>Would you like me to buy you a meal?
NO!
THIS IS ABUSE
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:10 No.132535886
>Be my girlfriend

"Nooo..."

Foreveralone

>Do whatever you want

"Noooo...."

>Eat bed

*goes to bed and mimic laying down

Even if I do nothing she after a while she say no anyway.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME BITCH! NO MATER WHAT I DO ITS WRONG! YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME HURT YOU!

Bitch deserves to be slapped. Honestly, that thing just made me feel for the poor guy who have to deal with that girl.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:11 No.132535989
>think for yourself
>no
>Y WONT U DOIT
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:11 No.132536000
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>dream boyfriend
>"Go home and be a family man."
>Gets mad
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:12 No.132536124
>Pattycake

DO IT!
NO
DO IT!!

Holy shit this is dumb.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:13 No.132536146
>>132536000
I don't blame him.

Also, nice pals.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:15 No.132536350
>Crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

"Nooo...."
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:15 No.132536423
lololololololol
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.132536436
Do whatever you want
>Abuse video starts

Fucking women.
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.132536492
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>Play videogames
>video games
>videogames
>VIDEOGAMES

>mfw it started
>> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.132536521
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>>132531718