can the storm wizard produce both rain, wind, and lightning?

Fire.

Volcano hats are awesome.

>>16883978
>can the storm wizard produce both rain, wind, and lightning?
>both rain, wind, and lightning?
>both

>>16883998
troth, then.

>>16884003

Wouldn't it be "trith"?

No thanks wizards are dumb. Sorcerer for life.

And these wizards don't even have beards.

>>16884019
only if it was "bith" originally.

Earth Wizard. Free berries on every staff. Can't wait until he can make diamonds.

>>16884003
is that even a word? It should be

>can the storm wizard produce rain, wind, AND lightning?


Emphasis on and so they know that that is the main point he gets all 3

>>16883998
sorry, i added the rain afterwards and forgot to change the "both"

>>16883961
Hehe, I love the storm wizard's staff, with a little kite and a little key

>>16883978

Well his hat is an active thundercloud and he's holding a miniature tornado. I'd say yes.

NEW CHALLENGER

>>16884135
>inb4 deaf pun

>>16884154
There will most def be no such puns.

Where is the Arcane Wizard.

I DEMAND PURPLE WIZARD HAT AND MATCHING CAPE. Also they have stars on it.

I choose green wizard

>make fun of my hat and I'll throw rocks at you

Weather wizard motherfucker

>>16884180

I'll make fun of your rocks.

>>16884220

Then I'll through my hat at you.

My hat is a mountain. It hurts more.

Green Wiz because of the bitchon' diamonds.

rolled 6, 5, 9, 2, 9 = 31

Earthbender.

MY HAT IS A VOLCANO. FUCK Y'ALL.

Fire wizard. Because I like flame.

No one likes the poor ice wiz...

i chose this wizard

rolled 1, 10, 7, 6, 3 = 27

>>16884292

>>16884292
i sure do....

>1411
>not being a monk


I must meditate on this.

Agriculture Wizard. This is the only way to save the world.

Jade wizard for me... Wait, ICE wizard? The Ice queen from Kislev wouldn't be pleased when she finds out...

>>16884329
>2011
>being a weeaboo

>>16884329
>>16884341
Touche.

So i believe we picked Mr.bling, the green wizard.

green wizard you say?

OP why you drew the wizards like that? i can see you have the skills to draw them better, seriously.

A Wizard who can control the powers of the Earth is truly a force to be reckoned with. With a wave of my hand and the force of my will, I will bury you beneath the dirt with the unstoppable power of nature. And in time, you will become part of the great cycle of life. Your once wicked life shall become part the sustenance that this Earth's beloved creatures will be nurtured upon. I will halt the expansion of those filthy Blight-trawlers, who spread their hate and filth across these pristine lands. I must fight against all those who try to disrupt the balance of nature, who cannot or refuse to comprehend the great cycle of life that has been in motion of Aeons! And I shall maintain and preserve this land, so that way it's beauty and perfection can be passed down to my children, so they too can live a natural and blessed life in the loving embrace of nature, just as I have.

I am a Wizard of the Earth.

So, who are you to defy the great powers of this land?

>>16884421

OP here, I started with a simple template that's easy to edit and not intimidating.

>>16884421
I think it's charming. The abstract style compliments the nature of this kind of fantasy. Very game like.

Best wizard.

>>16884464

A natural wizard of the earth.

>>16884437

>wizard
>having children

That's not how it works.

>>16884513
next thing you know the 8th son of an 8th son has an 8th son...

>>16884555
damnit captcha

caffeinemancer
moccavoker
lattepansy
these but few of the specializations availible to a coffee wizard!
wat? offcourse i lie! there is only coffee wizard HAHA! haa... I cant remember sleep...

pointy hat of power and everything

>>16883961
Is.. Is that a shrubbery on his staff?

>>16884437
I am science!

Ok OP get this shit rollin!

>>16884135
If you make this into the next bro-quest or Hellafuntime Adventures I will find your IP, trace it, then glue mice to your doorstep so they'll slowly starve to death and you'll have to kill them out of kindness, but their little faces will haunt you forever.

Change? Spare change?

>>16884846
Oops, forgot my pic.

>>16884853

This one.

>>16884853

+1.

>>16884853
I'm taking this guy. He'll probably give me blowjobs for a bottle of hootch.

>>16884796
Bro-quest is a bad joke that no one involved now gets.

I love that people are actually waiting for it to get made

Hobos. Wizards. Whats the difference?

>>16884940
One set is much more amenable to trading bottles of low-grade-bit-strong alcohol for sexual favors.

I've been sitting here trying to cobble together a blood, phlegm, and bile wizards but these are more thematically abstract than I had originally expected them to be. So, let's just pretend I didn't fuck this up and say there's a Blood Wizard, a Phlegm Wizard, a Black Bile Wizard, and a Yellow Bile Wizard to choose from.

I don't want no stinking hedge wizard...

>>16884853
You just made my next character.

Not really sure. I like ice magic, but I'm concerned about he implication of possibly removing energy form the universe, since it turns magic into lack of heat. That's two energy sources just getting turned into nothing.

>>16885141
it could conceivably just be moving heat away from a specified location without having to magically make it cease to exist.

Meh.

>>16885171
Bean Wizard?

>>16885171
>>16885180

Beanermancer.

You forgot an element, OP.

>>16885287
Rainbow Brite wizard? Friendship wizard? CP wizard?

>>16885335
>2011
>not getting the Captain Planet reference

>>16883961
>Choose your wizard, /tg/
Fire is ionized gas

>>16884853

>>16885510
I don't see how that is relevant to this thread.

Someone do aether mage with aether representing Abstract object

>>16885526
>I don't see how that is relevant to this thread.
Because the fire element represent energy and not fire.
Water= liquid
Earth= Solid
Air=Gas
Fire= Energy
Aether= Abstract stuff

>>16885570
How you would modify something using only energy?? Without creating some gas, liquid or solid thing and then this thing having energy?

>>16885607
>How you would modify something using only energy?? Without creating some gas, liquid or solid thing and then this thing having energy?

In the same way some say ghosts do

>>16885607
.......do you REALLY need to ask that question?

Because things are modified by energy all the freaking time. Checked the thermostat lately? How 'bout that microwave dinner? Had a nice cold soda recently? Those things weren't on fire, but there's energy there.

I think the 4 basic elements are cool, but done to death. I think if you could have any combination of the 2, what would it be?

>>16885663

Earth and air. Make planets and shit.

Mucus Mage. The staff is suppose to be a tentacle or something. I dunno...I got tired. Drawing in paint is hard, yo.

I choose the PTSD Wizard

>>16886069
...and all these guys:

http://www.magickapedia.net/wiki/Wizard_Model

>>16885663

Fire and Water.

I would call myself Mr. Steamy.

NO BEARDS

ALL WIZARDS INVALID

EVERYONE LOSES

I'm a tree wizard.

>>16886119 HERE

CORRECTION: >>16886132 IS BEST WIZARD

Seriously though, Lightning wizard is obviously the best choice, everyone knows that. Or, he would be, if he was a real wizard. His clean-shaven face tells me much of his weakness and lack of magical power.

>>16886207
Earth wizard is much better - he is not only earthbender, but can give (and take) lives. Also unlimited apples!

Clearly the nature wizard wins.

He can use his control of life to grow a beard... completely invalidating all of the other girly boys.

>>16886119
added a monocule just to be sure

Collected.
MAKE YOUR OWN WIZARDS!

Aether Wizard
Deals with abstract

>>16888297
Op, did you read what I said here >>16884796?

I hope you enjoy crushing tiny animals as they look up at you with terror in their eyes, frantically struggling to understand why someone would do that to them.

>>16888430
I hadn't read that, thanks.
No this WON'T be a Broquest shitstain, rather it'll just be a collection of fightan, plannin, plottin wizzards.

Think of it like Magicka: /tg/

>>16888430
>implying mercy
Some people want to watch the mice starve

>>16888297
does anyone else notice the wizard on the top right is wearing a battery for a hat?

>>16888451
They're still have rotting mouse corpses on their doorstep.

>>16888450
No excuses.

Now, I can't be bothered to find your IP, so would you be kind enough to post your name, address and wire me the money to fly to you?

>>16888561
>wire me the money
How?

>>16888572
Ok, just post your bank account details and I'll transfer the money over myself.

>>16888584
nope.

I pick the 3rd, mother nature bitch you never see that shit coming

>>16888595
You're a meany

I'm waiting for the muscle wizard.
Come on, /tg/ you can do it.

Pinball wizard

>no muscle wizard

Really?

>>16888818
>>16888760

How's this?

>>16889014

Look at this stupid motherfucker forgetting to colour his own picture.

Behold! The metal wizard with the power of transmutation, magnetism, rusting and manipulation any metal!

Behold the 9000 hours of MSpaint Electric Wizard.

I call Mr. Wizard to the stand.

>>16889014

Dats not a muscle wizord.

>>16888818
Here you go.

>>16884464
>>16884464
>>16884464
>>16884464
>mfw I saw that

Best band ever or best band ever?

>>16889274
Dammit now I have to go watch the 2 Cannonball run movies.

I am the mightiest wizard of all!
THE ARTIFACT WIZARD!
My mastery over compression, image quality, and line smoothness is unmatched!

>>16889231
You're new here aren't you?

Is this thread still alive? Anyone want to make a pirate wizard for me?

>>16889231

Maybe he actually wanted this?

>not having a demon girl for your wizard

>>16886090
what in the actual fuck?

>>16890364
It's a SPHESS MEHREEN LAHBRARN

Recollected.
ALL THE WIZARDS!

>>16890532
Good stuff. We'll have to do this again.

storm
*puts on ben franklin glasses*

>I made up a story!
>from left to right
Wizard starts out with fire magic because Blasting is awesome,
but then goes into Ice magic for the control,
but then realizes he needs more versatilty so he goes into Nature magic,
and then he realizes thrat versatility is nice and all but he needs more power so he goes into Air magic,
and then during his mide-mid-life crisis he gets into a self-introspective funk and tries to use Heart magic to make up for his lack of self esteem,
but then he realizes he was doing it all wrong and delved even deeper to uncover the secrets of the Arcane,
but once he got into that he started doing SCIENCE and realized the power of physics and decided to become a Magnet magician,
but then he hit his real mid-life crisis and decided to tried to become a Rock-n'-Roll Wizard to make up for his lack of fun and socializing in the past,
and afterwards he came out of it poorer and dumber and attempted to relearn the basics of magic as a Trainer Wizard,
until he discovered the ethereal benefits of Artifact Magic and explored the astral realm for a bit,
but to get uncompressed he focused on Death magic to return to the corporeal world,

>>16890784
but since all Death magic has you stay up at ungodly hours to use ungodly powers he became addicted to coffee and attempted to become a Caffiene Wizard to master his addiction and exploit its advantages,
but the lack of sleep and brain addling effects of Caffiene withdrawal made him go crazy and become a Mucus Mage who terrorized the land,
eventually being ran out of the country across the border, where he was forced to become a Mago Del Taco to make a living,
until he finally made his way back across the border only to find himself behind the times and the money in his pockets worthless, forcing him to become a Hobo Wizard,
but then he realized he wasn't ever going to get riched and changed tactics to take advantage of his poverty, becoming a Magical Monk,
and through his years of training and physical experience he turned into a Fist Wizard of great renown, able to crack small mountains with ease,
but he became dissatisfied with a wanderer's life and chose to settle down as a Lumberjack Wizard, using his piece of mind and strength of body and magic to make a satisfactory living,
until one day he was hunted down and killed by a Muscle Wizard for the power within his magical muscles.

THE END (or is it?)

>>16883961
This is my wizard, hes a purple wizard
he shoots purple at people and can control things that are purple

>>16890830
Sounds like a classy dude, with classy taste in color.

>>16890784
>>16890792

>Read from left to right!
>It's how things are done in the civilized world!

>>16890792
Do go on. This is hilarious.

I'm reading the Shrill Bitch's voice as that of Kate Monster from Avenue Q.

>>16891223
Oh ok. Here's more of the sutff.
And yes, you are reading it perfectly right.
How about the story i wrote though?

>>16891235

>>16891251

>>16891235
Unfortunately, broseph, pic related.

>>16891278
OH alright then. BTW i'm going to be posting the sotry over in /v/ because I don't wanna get banned.
>>>/v/116459756

This thread is amazing.