After years of waiting and anticipation, Apple now graces us with it's first ever VG console. My friends, embrace in it's everlasting glory.
Starting at (only) 1,199 USD,
The iBrickwithablackberrytapedtotheside.

>gamecube
>cube
>not all sides equal length

nintendo can't into geometry

I'll take it

Put a apple sticker on the top and bump it up about a 1,000 dollars.

>>27921455
omg are those gamecubes in SLI configuration?????

>>27921483
This isn't nintendo you fagstump

is that a new connector for those eight ports? Damn Apple....

And for only 79 USD, a bipod expansion is available for *serious* users.

Still better then Ouya!

10/10
All of my money

Shown here: Advanced Mobility Configuration
(sold seperately)

>>27921664
Are you a Wizard?

This is absolutely brilliant. I'll take eight. One for me, and seven for my rising star, O-Rod.

Full keyboard compatiblity with multiple* display support.
(sold separately)
*not really

>>27921771
and fuck you scott

Who's ready for the best feature of all?

>>27921817
I am.

>>27921817
There is moar?

silly op that's not a pippin

I'll take 9001. Also, like, 17 of everything that is sold seperatly.

monitoring.

>>27921817
shudup appl u r not innovashun.

Yes. It works with a toaster. The first ever console to work WITH a toaster. And starting at only 39.99 USD, all ToasterWire ports are guaranteed to bring about maximum toasting and gaming simultaneously.

>>27921955
>implying toaster
Idiots at Apple don't know what a toaster oven is.

>>27921955
OMG

>>27921955
The bag in the toaster oven.

>>27922035
That costs extra

>>27921955
PC had it first
I do not remember the name but someone once posted a toaster that goes in your tower in the cd drive slot.

>>27922047
I don't think your PC can do this.

>>27921974
Stop trying to be cute.

>>27922041
Fuck you capitalist bastards.

>>27922060
>PC fag status

TOLD

>>27922060
>>27922072

My PC could do this in 1995.
PCs>consoles.

Deal with it.

We are now taking user suggestions for new form of Innovation.

>>27922114
>yfw apple invented PCs

fuck off underage kid

>>27922122
Fewer mouse buttons!

>>27922122
make a new version with a RETINA controller port

>>27922122
Dick in toaster.

>>27922122
Include the weights so /fit/ can finally get a "yes" when they ask /g/, "do you even lift?".

>>27922146
nope

>>27922139
How about no.

>>27922122
Add a lighter

>>27922146
We believe that the mouse is an obsolete input device, so instead, we are respecting our musical crowd.

>>27922177
Thank you for your request

>>27922235
Fuck off Samsung

>>27922122
Needs a fishtank.

>>27922122
OOOOH OOOH, what if it connected to your toilet???

>>27922275
You should add all of that to the punching bag so bitches will know you work out.

>>27922349
gral cam bobs

The Gamecube reminds me of another similar shapped piece of shit...

>>27922455
Get it together, this is no Gamecube. This is the iBrickwithablackberrytapedtotheside.

Is it available to negroes?

>>27922540
no

>>27922540
Why would they need it?

>>27922540
yes

>>27922560
So they can get fried chicken crumbs and watermelon juice in the keyboard.

Still thousand times better and more powerful then the Wii U.

Will is support 8-track?

>>27921455
I don't get it. This is just a picture of a Wii, right?

>Apple's first ever VG console
grats OP

>>27922897
That is the Apple Core.

>>27921455
>first ever VG console

But that's wrong. See: Bandai Pippin

I expect this one to be just as much of a flop, though the Blackberry might provide some redeeming features.